Tuesday, 17 November 2009

feature length story: black attack

then one blackie grabbed a coil of what looked likerope from the ground, and cast it at mohawk and his friends. it flew in the air, ad bound them all together. tightly. "ouch, did you have to use extraterrestrial fabric?" the blackie who threw the rope stuck out a small, pudgy forked tongue. "yes, all the other shops were closed, so i had to get the fabric from primark(all the staff there are aliens)." mohawk tried to snap the whip, but it was made from whegelsnaps(the scales of fish men.), so it held tightly.

then, a shape appeared in the sky. "oh, dammit...." said mohawk, and then all the blackies apart from the one with the whip repeated. "it's a harpy...."

then, a ripping sound was heard from the blackie with the whip. a knife appeared, blade sticking out of his body, and in a few moments, the blackie's fur was shed, and underneath.......
was gizmo.

Thursday, 28 May 2009

feature length story: captured

mohawk hit the ground along with the others, and they ran as fast as possible. the ran towards a suspicious clearing, and there they saw... hundreds of mogwai. they were all black and had razor sharp teeth. they had red eyes. they growled like wolves. then they cleared to let a large, blue mogwai walk towards them. " you have found the rest of the family." "what 'family'?" "oh, the government have known for a long time about you we have been tracking you since christmas. you may not have noticed, but gizmo slipped a tracking slip behind your ear. we knew about your encounter with the ice creatures, and now.. you are on the verge of a huge discovery." "what is it?" "i'm afraid I don't know. i am in the dark, the same as you. we always were close, us mogwai, but we will be even closer...in the cage. "cage? what cage???" "look around you. trees. try and run at one." mohawk ran, and was stopped by an invisible wall. "this is what we call the cage. no point trying to escape. we all have. even the blackies. they were bred to be vicious. their embryos were intercepted with stripe DNA. and, even a bit of yours." "cool.." mohawk thought..if they had his genes, could he use them in some way? he raised his hand. the mogwai all raised their hands. "cool." "check this out." he raised his hand to reveal a small pistol-like weapon. he blasted a jet of flame at the forcefield. the forcefield now looked like a globe of glass. mohawk stared. "i created it from the wires in the headsets they gave us. try it." he threw it to mohawk. meanwhile, X-monkey and the team stood nearby. "how are we going to get in?" said MR beetle . "i have the perfect idea." he took out an orb-like object. he screwed it into a holder, which he pushed into the side of the forcefield. "recovered alien technology. you get that a lot in my line of work." he tapped the orb. it glowed red, and then started a countdown. "at the end of this countdown, iw will resolidize. run. in. " three. "they started to run. two. they were metres away. one. they were in! zero. the orband it's holder fell to the ground. it was dead. all the mogwai barked, apart from mohawk. they ran at them. "hey, munky. hold this." MR beetle pressed a button on a remote. he took a plane out of his pocket, and threw it at them. the blackies were petrified. they fell to the ground in ball-form, shivering.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

feature length: government raid.

the chopper stopped, crashed and on the ground. so did the planes. one hovered over them, and then it shined a light onto them from above. then men in dark suits hopped out from behind the trees, with handguns. they kicked in the door and burst in. "this is a raid, fugitives!" they all raised their hands, apart from mohawk, who was actually running away. "where's the mogwai?" the man said. "uhh. we have no idea!" said X monkey. the government man aimed the gun. "truly! he is nowhere i know." X monkey was telling the truth. mohawk then threw a stick at the government man's back and he fell, crumpled in a heap on the ground. then mohawk jumped into the chopper and truned the lock button to on. then he jiggled about the engine and something happened- a flight! then they saw the government man's fingers on the sides of the chopper. then mohawk unlocked the doors, watched the man crawl in and said, "JUMP!" they all dived out the window and whizzed through the air at an incredible speed.

Friday, 1 May 2009

feature length story-next part-escape on a chopper

the helicopter ducked as it flew towards the trees of the forest. fumes choked up out of the back, and the helicopter made chuggering noises. "er, mohawk, did you remember to top up?" said MR beetle."umm...." "well?" "not exactly." "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" the helicopter whizzed through the trees, getting ever closer to the impending ground. the blades chopped furiously trying to escape, but it would not work. then, a bang sounded. "have we stopped?" said mohawk. "so this is what death feels like." then they saw a small figure holding the helicopter by the blade. it was PI ferret. " how'd you get out there?" said X monkey. then the helicopter jerked and the windows smashed. "we're under attack!" said X monkey. "well, DUH!" said mohawk. MR beetle looked at the cracked radar. "there's an aircraft heading straight for us!" he said. "what?" "that's not possible!" "you'd think that, but look!"they all stared at the huge, gliding aircraft heading straight for them. "mohawk?" said PI ferret. "what?" "JUMP!"

they fell through the air at a lightning speed. the blades of the helicopter falling after them and nearly sawing mohawk's ear orf. the aircraft dodged everything, firing jets of electricity at the figures falling through the late night air. the aircraft then flew somewhere nobody saw. then, a loud rebooting noise sounded, and a fleet of seven of the aircraft errupted from the trees. "okay." said mohawk. they landed, and hid behind a tree. "okay..RUN!" thjey ran as fast as they could, never even daring to look back for fear of being blasted to smithereens. they all ran, and stopped with a jolt, and stared at the vast, gaping cavern in the ground...there was no way out.

Friday, 27 March 2009

feture length:the mutants

"ong ong ong" said some ritual native americans, in a faraway cave in wild virginia. "give me my human..." said a voice. "okay, master, a,heh.heh." said a small, dirty rat. "just give me it!" snapped the voice. "we do not have much time, until it is alined, and it will be perfectly easy, for the ritual! ha, ha ha ha!" the voice's source was in a cloak. "and, did my friend, dr.coli.E, get the human? well?" "yes, but, we didn't get the right one. we got J.lester. we meant to get.." "yes?" "his boss. his boss was meant to come, but was off sick. our ransom, it may-" "never work and create a mutant. we get that a lot. listen." they fell silent, and they heard screaming. "he's at it again, wiles, get me my pliers."
meanwhile, in the FBI HQ, ...

"so, he left." "well, agent X monkey did." there were 2 giraffes. "Z and Q giraffe?" "yes." "my office. we need to talk about a case..." then, later,
in the helicopter. "we need the tranquilizers. look what they are doing." the mutant-creatures were screeching. and screaming.. and drinking blood... their own blood. they were savage. back in the cave- "our experiment, the um-gremlin one. had a loophole, master. it..." "what?" "was only successful with the crazy mogwai's DNA. we have.. the fault ones running wild. mohawk ones. gremlin mohawks." "so, we can experiment one one more........" "which, master?" " the cremated remains, of the leader of the arcanda cult-mogwaiman. he was prehistoric. a myth. but we can use his DNA."

da-da- daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Thursday, 26 March 2009

mohawk's feature length story: rise of the hybrids.

mohawk aimed his mini bow at a target. it was only small, since it WAS a free gift from the simpsons comic. but nevertheless, the helicopter journey was a long one. then they saw a gang of 8 punks running across the field. they seemed to all have white mohicans and dressed in black. hey also had three fingered hands. they looked human, but also looked quite a lot alien. they were hybrids, mohawk guessed. "hey, X monkey." "aha?" "you'll wanna look at this." X monkey got his glasses on. "i have not ever seen something like it. magnificent engineering, a perfect hybrid." "er, hello?" "yeah, have oyu morphed into morph?" "okay. in normal english-" "yes?" "-then they are gremlin human hybrids. well, they are in mogwai human state currently. think what could happen if they multiplied and- ate after midnight? it could have disastrous effects on humanity." "a new race." "exactly."

mohawk's feature length story:X monkey

"are you sure this is such a good idea?" mohawk said. "yes. X monkey knows a lot about germs. by the way- what's that smell?" "what smell?" "a sort of smokey smell." PI ferret said. "thinking of it, i can smell something too."MR beetle said faintly. "burning." then gas rose up into the air. "get out!" mohawk pushed everyone else out- but there wasn't enough time for him. then, he disappeared. he then reappeared, in the arms of a monkey. a small monkey. "X monkey. FBI." "delighted to meet you." said mr beetle. "oh, hey, PI ferret." "how do you know him?" asked mohawk. "FBI training classes. i got a certificate-our friend got a ribbon, and X monkey got a medal, a certificate and a ribbon." "right..." said mohawk, confused. "hey, moving on-how did you save me?" mohawk hopped out of X monkey's arms. "my new technology. my invention. i call it... the teleport." "observe." a bird pooed on mohawk's head. "yuck." then it appeared on mr beetle's head. "urrgh!" then it disappeared alltogether. "see?" X monkey said. "brararrar!vo." said a dog in the background. "nice work, monkey." "X monkey." "yeah." "Z monkey."

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

mohawk's feature length story previes: X monkey

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mohawk's feature length story;pi ferret

pi ferret was on a train to mogwailand from ferretland. he saw the muggers drift past with full sacks, and he flicked his peas in his dinner at them. he saw a mogwai, with a staff, and a mohican. " i've heard a lot about you. mohawk." "that's me. have you seen a man in a suit initials jl
?" "no. but i read in the papers about it. jl. james lester. terrible." mr beetle was on a motorbike, being bored. "how long is this gonna take?" i'm pining for laser gun blasting." "whatever." said pi ferret. but pi ferret had seen something. a giant grem. and E.coli. "lets go talk to my friend." "who's that?" "X monkey."