mohawk kept running. oh god! !"whup!ow!"he tripped.hekept running. ow,his leg hurt. he pitched his tent in the woods. "well,i suppose that o tragedy is as bad a-"ali alien was hurtling towards him."ali!a little space-"neoooooooooooooooooooooo!crash!"oh,ali!ihad that put up properly!" hey..mohawk thought. what's that shape there...?... he looked to his left. there was a circle of trees. a green holographic film surrounded them. the film rippled,and ahand came through-a mogwai hand-.
"George!" said mohawk. it was his old mogwai buddy george. "hi,mohawk!"george said. "and you'll be coming with me." george said. "no! not you!"george grabbed mohawk-----"only joking!" george snickered."ha ha."mohawk looked, and saw the green mist twirl. it turned red."george..""yeah?" mohawk saw the mist spin."i think we have a problem with the portal.."a cracking noise sounded. suddenly the whole portal froze into rock."what??"suddenly a crack formed. it ran through the ground. "ok.."geore said. "ali?" mohawk called. "what are you doing in there?"he lifted up the tent. ali was lying down. a green laser dart was potruding from his back. suddenly the air was full of them."down!" george shouted. they all dived down. mohawk grabbed up his staff. "not yet!"he saw a dart whizz towards him. boing!it bounced off his staff. the darts stopped. "ali-"mohawk looked. ali was gone. "unghh...."ali was in the hands of a six foot gremlin. "ha ha ha ha ha!"the gremlin dived into the crack. "george, i think that gremlin wasn't laughing nicely.george?george?"he looked. george was gone too. "ya!" he skidded down the crack. he saw ali. ali was on a ledge, unconcious. "ali.."he shot down the crack past. he grabbed a branch. "hee,hee hee.." the gremlin was on a ledge."you!"he shouted. the gremlin flickered, and dissappeared. a robot thing that dissappears?this was his worst xmas ever. he looked, and saw a cave in the wall. he swung across. "hup!"his feet hit the ground. he walked in. there was a robot guard. "access code," it asked in a robotic voice."merry xmas to you,too." he said hopefully. "you shall pass."the robot said. no, this never happens. i guessed right. oh,no. this is a trap. mohawk spun back around. a huge boulderfell and blocked the door. he went further into the cave. "wee,ooh"he heard gizmo's singing. "wee ee ooh" he looked up. on a throne, was a...................................
gremlin. "bow before me, i'm seargent of arms."the gremlin said. "and i'm gizmo,the king of the evil,"mohawk sat by a stone and looked as hard as he could."where are you?" he said. vweeeep!the robot gremlin appeared. you aren't gizmo... he thought. "oh,but i am.." the gremlin must be phsycic.. mohak thought. "wee,ooh.." the gremlin sung. he reached to a stone on the wall. greeeeep.. a noise went. the gremlin melted into green goop.the green goop re-assembled itself into the furry mogwai, gizmo."merry xmas.." gizmo said. "ali!nooo!"gizmo was holding ali alien. "and a happy new year. " gizmo dropped ali. "noooooooooooooooooooooo!"ali fell. and fell, and fell, and..
pop! ali landed neatly in his spaceship. " thanks,george." the robot guard lifted his helmet-it was george."george." "thanks!you let me in!"ali pushed a button on his console. "and now we're going to get you out." a missile shot out the back of his ship. boom!"well thanks."mohawk hopped onto the roof of the ship. george ran to the cave door. "blocked!" he said."hey, ali. matrix cross your b button with your nine string and pogo cross. "ali did it. the bloulder shimmered, and dissappeared. "i learned science." mohawk said."get them!" gizmo screeched. "run!" george said.ali made his ship fly as fast as possible. george ran. mohawk-well mohawk just ran too.-. the cave shut behind them. they saw another portal. "jump!" mohawk shouted. they all went in. they- they were under a christmas tree.
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