Tuesday, 30 December 2008

the adventures of mohawk:secrets of the spring

mohawk hopped his way home, with a belly full of christmas dinner, and a pocket full of presents. he went into his house, and saw his tree. he looked at his 10 year calendar, and turned the page to january to see what he had in store. "secrets of the spring ceremony, 14th of january, what on earth?" he turned on the computer, and emailed some people he thought would know, like, ol' stripe. his email started.dear stripe, do you know what the ceremony on the 14th of jan is, the secrets of the spring? he got no reply. on the fourteenth of january then he went downtown to the fish bishop centre. he asked a person with a clipboard, in a long coat with sun glasses. "what exactly is this, secrets of the spring?" the person didn't answer. he pulled down the glasses."oh. it's a memorial statue for the office worker that died."he saw a banner. "easter bunny easter treats?"

Saturday, 27 December 2008

we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year

hi! oh, what a christmas! we had christmas day, no turkey, we're veggie. but i got the mohawk 26 pounds collectors item! oh yeah! and i managed on boxing day to do some cool snapshots of what he was doing. but first i'll tell you what happened on boxing day. our grandparents called round, they didn't call us round, like, the shape, no. and our cousins also dropped around to see us too. and when they left, me and mohawk started off on our photos for the blog.




yes, that is my prezzy he's holding.




and, yes, my pen.






what is he doing with it?

now he's reading.




and betting.

and being a librarian.



hey! that's my locked book--and that's the key in his hand!




oh yeah, he like's keeping his bar.

agh!multiplying!



shopping.




oh, and he likes to go to the library.



and going to a bookshop.


and seeing gremlins, the musical.


see the sign? yes, that's also gizmo on stage.


and lil mohawk in a hammock.



goodnight, lil moh! and bye!

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

merry christmas-from gizmo?

look what i got for an earliesh present!

well, the scene when i was taking pics was when they were playing, but it got a teensy bit rough...!

and this is it.


giz:hey!moh:lets play!



yeah. they will..





giz:where did my pal go?




moh:gangwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!




moh:ouch. giz:ooooooooow!



GIZMO!





MOHAWK!

the adventures of mohawk:merry mogwai xmas part 8

gizmo, on his throne, inform ed his gremlins. "head for tree 2, portal 5." "yes sir,!"they marched into the huge green portal. "wait!" gizmo threw them mohawk's staff."if you work out how use it against him." the gremlin commander caught the staff. "yes.sir."he walked over to his chamber. he picked up a big book, which had on the cover, a golden phoenix.he picked open the steel clasps. "ahh, that's it, the old ways, staff power, page 8..." he saw a page of staffs and powers.

staffs have great power and many are not in this world. to manipulate a staff is on page nine. "great!" the gremlin commander tore out page 9. "giz!" he ran out. "this is how to manipulate a staff." "so is it?" "yes." gizmo grabbed the page. " cool! have the acids of methalon ready." a gremlin presented gizmo with a tub of green floaty gloop. gizmo dropped the staff in. plop!it fell right in. "stop!" mohawk hurled himself through the portal. "you have no knowledge of the real old ways!" mohawk ran out. "stop him!" gizmo rang the bells. mohawk ran to the bookroom. "aha!how to create flame. page nine. what??" he heard the march of gremlin officers."torn out? oh, this looks even better.." he came to a page.the origin of the pages. the old ways are sealed in this book and this book only. if anybody defies the ancient laws, they will suffer. "great!" mohawk saw a bigger book. and a door. "is that a way out?" he pulled on it. creak. it swung open. he saw a spiral staircase. he ran through. "oh, no.." he looked out. "actually.." he noticed a portal to the gym. "oh, yes!!" he dived through. whack. "sabotage?" mohawk looked up. he was at the feet of gizmo. "should i dunk him and drown him?" gizmo pondered. "no." mohawk looked at the owner of the voice. george sat by the portal (the real one) back to the gym. "run!" mohawk said. they both dived in. oh, good old forest. mohawk thought.he saw a sign stuck on a tree. it read: the power that resides in the old wa. and the rest was wiped off. mohawk ran. so did george. "run run run!" they shot out. he suddenly saw more laser darts. "on second thoughts, dive dive, dive!" the darts hit walls. a huge, green space pod landed. the door swung open. "merry xmas." daffy hopped out. "hi!" lenny popped out. "ha ha!" "the old team!"mohawk pressed a button accidently. "uh oh.."crash! a huge, mega giant gremlin landed ontop of the ship. no, that isn't a real gremlin. mohawk thought."that's a giant robot gremlin space pod!RUN!" mohawk saw the sign again. he lookd another way. there was another one. ometh to all ka it made no sense. mohawk looked out. nor did anything else! he saw te robot grab daffy. "OMETH!" mohawk said. nothing happened."ometh to all ka!" an orange portal opened up in the sky. gizmo's portals were closing up. "ometh to all ka ! ometh to all ka!" they chanted. "OMETH TO ALL KAAAAAAAA!" they all screamed. all the portals sucked in. the gremlins, the books, and gizmo were pulled in."you will pay for this!" gizmo screamed. "you will regret you ever crossed me.. ha, ha ha ha ha!"his image puffed into smoke and floated away. "he'll be back." mohawk said. "but in the meantime, merry xmas!"

to be continued next xmas, in part one of, flight of the bat gremlin!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

merry mogwai xmas:part 7

"no!" mohawk saw gizmo run. "sorry," ali said. "for what?" "i need to go. long xmas wars story. " "ali, wait!"ali shot out through the skies. "george?" "yes?" "chase gizmo." "okay!" they both ran. it was like a maze. "i'm sure we saw that turn just a minute ago.." george said. "well, lets go. " george looked back. "mohawk? mohawk?" mohawk was running. he had seen where gizmo was going, and he could see where he would chase. same place. not same time."stop." gizmo's voice sounded."why?" gizmo raised a ray gun. "this!" pow!the ornaments exploded. mohawk shouted out. "hey!" "there are no ornaments!" whoops. sorry. mohawk dived. he grabbed a stick. "eat wood!" he threw it. gizmo's skin shuffled. "no, why would i eat wood?" came a voice from in him.a gremlin hand burst out. it was the seargent. "do you really think gizmo would read alan carr?" george was very close . "a ray gun?" he whispered. george picked it up. "and do you really thin-" pow!twang!pop!"oof!" a ray hit the seargent. the seargent clutched his heart. "no." the seargant exploded. back in the caves, gizmo was watching on a screen.!"no!"he then lurched forward. he heard mohawk talk. "yeah, can't wait until tomorrow." "why?" "christmas eve."gizmo pulled out a glowing stick of wood. mohawk's staff. "no wonder he likes it." gizmo got a box. "it will aid his death."

TO BE CONTINUED.........................................(also with a new adventure in spring, rise of the easter bunny)

something from last weekend

hi! on saturday, then i got up and watched the TV, you know, and i actually saw a nightmare before xmas when i watched. and then i got out the dvd for the shakespeare code, and watched it on my telly in bed. later i had a bath, watched live at the apollo on iplayer, and then practiced for squeezebox rocks which was funnilly enough, on that day. then we got ready, and went. the colour of the backstage passes were first black, then red, now blue. and we were the 6th band on, and this is what happened. our band, duckrock, played 3 songs. 1:turquoise skies, by us.2:weather with you, by crowded house. 3:what are you doing, by us. we even caught in on the new camera thing.(flip action flip camera) this was us.



i am the one playing the keyboard. ok, sunday. it may surprise you that sunday was actually the popular brighton event, burning the clocks. so, the 21st. we went with our cuzzkinns sian+daniel and guess what? as kinda a bit usual, daniel was really tired. and when i say really, i mean really. so you think well, that probably was boring. but you're WRONG. the background music was actually on there, and i really strongly suspect that some of it was the X files theme tune. but also the idea i had for a cool alien plot would be like, really cool it would be...

CONFIDENTIAL!

i don't want any internet frauds who stumble across my blog to nick my idea. duhhhhh.
but this is the real actual footage.

also one MONDO PROBLEMO .. mohawk's foot is falling out. you'll be next,I tell you! u'll be next. (though you wouldn't be scared by bigfoot if his feet fell out)also on satty saturday we had to tape king kong, but i will see it soon. and today is tyooey tuesday, and i will go to an Xmas (not Xfiles) party. (who at Xmas would go to an X files party?)

Friday, 19 December 2008

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

merry mogwai xmas part 6

"yeah, yeah, yeah.." ali alien looked out to the dark . mohawk's head spun. "no!" he looked out. "well well well, look who it is, alan carr.."mohawk looked out."that isn't on anyone in this house's xmas list, because i should know.i live here." gizmo came out. one week untill xmas and you are still just sitting here, in the dark.." "that's not true!" "stay out of it, ali......." "yes it is true. you sleep here, and weep here. waiting untill xmas, to escape.." "no, that really is true." george said.

Monday, 15 December 2008

clustr map

Locations of visitors to this page







that is where people are reading my blog (mohawk's blog)

the adventues of mohawk:merry mogwai xmas part 5

mohawk spun around.there was somehing scuttling in the tree.. mohawk looked up-too late!craak!the thing jumped down it-was-a silurian whiptailed scorpion-an action figure."oh, i regret i suggested leo could get one of them for xmas!"-mohawk said. whip!lash!crack!he scorpion whipped mohawk. thump!he hit the floor. "no!" george screamed. "nooooooooo!" the scorpion scuttled off. "wee,ooh.." "oh,god.." george said. mohawk's pulse raced.."wee ee, ooh.." gizmo leaped down."i have the cure." "what is the price?we have electronics.."ali offered."no. i want the tree." "the tree? this is huge, you'll never get it out...."george said. "then, i shall leave." gizmo's body shimmered. he dissappeared. "no!no,no no no-" mohawk's heart was going to stop soon. very soon."uugh..the tree-give..-him the..the t- the t-" mohawk was unconcious again. "gizmo.GIZMO!" ALI SHOUTED. "what? i never left.""the cure. you can have the tree. " "the cure-"





"the cure-" "is this."peeow!gizmo threw a dart. it hit the foot of mohawk. "wha.." mohawk's eyes shimmered. "his pulse is getting weaker!"mohawk's eyes snapped open. "merry.." "yes? " "merry christmas!" whuhay! "to gizmo. electrocute!" pow! a laser shot out his thumb. "ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha!" gizmo ran off. pow!pow!

















"wait, wait. this is missing out what was in the dart--!"ali said. "the dart was full of-probably of....mad goop. -temporary mad goop!- " "yey!" they went. "hang on," "how do we escape?" to be contineud...

the adventures of mohawk:merry mogwai xmas part 4

mohawk kept running. oh god! !"whup!ow!"he tripped.hekept running. ow,his leg hurt. he pitched his tent in the woods. "well,i suppose that o tragedy is as bad a-"ali alien was hurtling towards him."ali!a little space-"neoooooooooooooooooooooo!crash!"oh,ali!ihad that put up properly!" hey..mohawk thought. what's that shape there...?... he looked to his left. there was a circle of trees. a green holographic film surrounded them. the film rippled,and ahand came through-a mogwai hand-.









"George!" said mohawk. it was his old mogwai buddy george. "hi,mohawk!"george said. "and you'll be coming with me." george said. "no! not you!"george grabbed mohawk-----"only joking!" george snickered."ha ha."mohawk looked, and saw the green mist twirl. it turned red."george..""yeah?" mohawk saw the mist spin."i think we have a problem with the portal.."a cracking noise sounded. suddenly the whole portal froze into rock."what??"suddenly a crack formed. it ran through the ground. "ok.."geore said. "ali?" mohawk called. "what are you doing in there?"he lifted up the tent. ali was lying down. a green laser dart was potruding from his back. suddenly the air was full of them."down!" george shouted. they all dived down. mohawk grabbed up his staff. "not yet!"he saw a dart whizz towards him. boing!it bounced off his staff. the darts stopped. "ali-"mohawk looked. ali was gone. "unghh...."ali was in the hands of a six foot gremlin. "ha ha ha ha ha!"the gremlin dived into the crack. "george, i think that gremlin wasn't laughing nicely.george?george?"he looked. george was gone too. "ya!" he skidded down the crack. he saw ali. ali was on a ledge, unconcious. "ali.."he shot down the crack past. he grabbed a branch. "hee,hee hee.." the gremlin was on a ledge."you!"he shouted. the gremlin flickered, and dissappeared. a robot thing that dissappears?this was his worst xmas ever. he looked, and saw a cave in the wall. he swung across. "hup!"his feet hit the ground. he walked in. there was a robot guard. "access code," it asked in a robotic voice."merry xmas to you,too." he said hopefully. "you shall pass."the robot said. no, this never happens. i guessed right. oh,no. this is a trap. mohawk spun back around. a huge boulderfell and blocked the door. he went further into the cave. "wee,ooh"he heard gizmo's singing. "wee ee ooh" he looked up. on a throne, was a...................................




gremlin. "bow before me, i'm seargent of arms."the gremlin said. "and i'm gizmo,the king of the evil,"mohawk sat by a stone and looked as hard as he could."where are you?" he said. vweeeep!the robot gremlin appeared. you aren't gizmo... he thought. "oh,but i am.." the gremlin must be phsycic.. mohak thought. "wee,ooh.." the gremlin sung. he reached to a stone on the wall. greeeeep.. a noise went. the gremlin melted into green goop.the green goop re-assembled itself into the furry mogwai, gizmo."merry xmas.." gizmo said. "ali!nooo!"gizmo was holding ali alien. "and a happy new year. " gizmo dropped ali. "noooooooooooooooooooooo!"ali fell. and fell, and fell, and..



pop! ali landed neatly in his spaceship. " thanks,george." the robot guard lifted his helmet-it was george."george." "thanks!you let me in!"ali pushed a button on his console. "and now we're going to get you out." a missile shot out the back of his ship. boom!"well thanks."mohawk hopped onto the roof of the ship. george ran to the cave door. "blocked!" he said."hey, ali. matrix cross your b button with your nine string and pogo cross. "ali did it. the bloulder shimmered, and dissappeared. "i learned science." mohawk said."get them!" gizmo screeched. "run!" george said.ali made his ship fly as fast as possible. george ran. mohawk-well mohawk just ran too.-. the cave shut behind them. they saw another portal. "jump!" mohawk shouted. they all went in. they- they were under a christmas tree.

mohawk's mini adventures-scorpio

mohawk was walking down the street. he looked into a shop-wow!asnowlauncher-with it's own snow in the loader! -i'll never afford it-. he thought. "hey!you!"there was a man in a hat in a corner. "could you have change for a pound?"no answer."pleeeeaaase?" he said. "ok, sorry,you just heard some bad news,right?" no answer. mohawk looked into the sky."yeah,i get that.." he looked back. "well,i-"the man was gone."really!some people are so rude."then he heard a voice "oh,really," he spun round. a tall man,a long,black coat-and a fedora pulled down over his face. "right,you-"mohawk pulled up his hat. "no,anyone but no one! a cyborg!" a robotic face stared back." a tape, in a case!" he kicked an empty can on the floor. "why are some robots worse than others?" the cyborg was standing. "still,no one doesn't like rain?" he shook up a big huge bottle of fizzy water. "really?you love rain?"he undid the cap. fooooooooooooooooosh!!!a fountain whizzed up.it drenched the cyborg. "system overload!system overload!"boooom! the cyborg exploded.

merry mogwai xmas:exclusive clip

mohawk kept running? what?oh god,they were gaining on. "whup!ow!"he tripped. oh no. they were ten feet away."keep off," the clip ends. coming soon.

Sunday, 14 December 2008

mogwai

mogwai are actually featured in ancient chinese culture. i got this of wikkypeedeare.(wikipedia)

According to Chinese tradition, mogwai are certain demons, which often inflict harm on humans. They are said to reproduce sexually during mating seasons triggered by the coming of rain. Supposedly, they take care to breed at these times because rain signifies rich and full times ahead.[1]

The term "mo" derives from the Sanskrit "Mara",[citation needed] meaning 'evil beings', which shares a cognate with the Persian "Magi" from which the English word "magic" derives.[2] In Hinduism and Buddhism, Mara determines fates of death and desire that tether people to an unending cycle of reincarnation and suffering. He is the source of evil and purposely leads people to sin, misdeeds and self-destruction.[3] Meanwhile, "gui" does not necessarily mean 'evil' or demonic spirits. Classically, it simply means deceased spirits or souls of the dead. Nevertheless, in modern Chinese, it has evolved to refer usually to the dead spirits or ghosts of non-family members that may take vengeance on living humans who caused them pain when they were still living. It is common for the living to redress their sins by sacrificing money to gui by burning (usually fake) paper banknotes so that gui can have funds to use in their afterlife.[4]

Notably, the modern popular use of mogui as 'demonic' and gui as 'devils' is somewhat a consequence of Western influences as Chinese-language biblical texts translate the Satan in the Book of Job and the Greek term 'diabolos' as mogui.

list of gremlins!

Gizmo

Gizmo was the source of all the gremlins to appear in the films. He is a brown and white mogwai who likes to sing and watch television. Unlike the rest of his species, Gizmo is kind, friendly, but not as much fun as mohawk.

Gizmo was first seen in the first Gremlins film when Randal Peltzer 'purchased' it from Mr. Wing, to give to his son, Billy, as a Christmas present. Billy's friend Pete comes in and accidentally spills water on Gizmo. The first batch of mogwai siblings (including Stripe), are more mean-spirited than Gizmo and deliberately manipulate Billy into breaking more of the rules. It is implied that the first batch was jealous of Gizmo for being Billy's favorite. After the mogwais were fed after midnight they turn into pupas and then hatch as Gremlins. Four of these were killed within the Peltzers' home; the survivor was Stripe, which escapes and multiplies at a YMCA pool.

After defeating the army of gremlins in a movie theater, Billy went to stop Stripe from getting to the water again. Gizmo, having escaped Kate (who was then holding him), was able to kill Stripe by exposing him to bright light. At the end of the first film, he was taken back to New York City by Mr. Wing for safekeeping.

In Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Gizmo was snatched by a mad scientist, after the death of Mr. Wing, to be dissected. Fortunately, Billy heard a mailman sing the song Gizmo sang, and snuck Gizmo out of the lab. When Billy leaves Gizmo for a 'business meeting', Gizmo escapes and is wet, which spawns the second batch of gremlins including Mohawk, Daffy, George, and Lenny.

Gizmo was then imprisoned and tortured by these gremlins, but ultimately killed Mohawk and assisted in the destruction of the other Gremlins. Thereafter he rejoined Billy.

Gizmo also makes a cameo appearances in adult cartoons such as Family Guy, South Park, and Code Monkeys.

Tiger Electronics (makers of the Furby interactive toys) made a Gizmo-like furby as film memorabilia for the first Gremlins movie. Gizmo used a basic furby body with alterations such as the addition of arms and a less beaklike mouth. The Gizmo furby also featured the voice used for the character in the movie.

[edit] First Gremlins

The following gremlins appear in the first film.

[edit] The First Batch

Gizmo's first spawn, which included Stripe, conspired to trick Billy into feeding them after midnight by apparently cutting the power cord to his clock leaving it stuck at 11:37 PM to make Billy believe it is not yet midnight. Apart from Stripe, none of the other members of are given names. Shorlty after they become Gremlins, the first batch begin causing havoc in the Peltzers' house. Mrs. Peltzer locates three of them in the kitchen, one of which who is eating her gingerbread cookies. He sticks his head into a blender, which Mrs. Peltzer turns on and kills him. A second Gremlin attacks her by throwing plates at her, but she fends off his attacks and then stabs him to death with a knife. The third Gremlin throws a tray at her but before he can really attack her, she sprays him with bug spray, knocking him into a microwave. She turns on the microwave in which the Gremlin violently explodes - a highlight of the film. Mrs. Peltzer heads into the living room upon hearing noises and attacks a Christmas stocking, believing a Gremlin is within, but it is just a toy. The fourth Gremlin attacks Mrs. Peltzer from behind, hidden in the Christmas tree. The two wrestle to the floor until Billy runs into, arms himself with an ornamental sword and decapitates the Gremlin, leaving Stripe the only survivor of the first batch until his death.

[edit] Earl

Earl was the first Mogwai to transform into a Gremlin, and the first Mogwai to be seen on screen in his Gremlin Transformation, albeit very briefly. He was the sixth to be spawned when Billy took Gizmo to see his old science teacher, Roy Hanson. Billy demonstrated what happened when Gizmo came into contact with water. Hanson then kept Earl in a cage and conducted tests on him, taking blood samples which he appeared to hate. After the teacher left him within reach of food, Earl ate after midnight. After hatching as a Gremlin he killed Hanson with a syringe (seemingly in retaliation for the earlier tests) and attacked Billy he escaped through a vent and later met up with the others. He was killed with all the rest of the gremlins in the movie theater when it blew up.

It should be noted that shortly after birth he showed a nature very similar to Gizmo, greeting him shortly after he had spawned, both creatures tapping on the box in a somewhat friendly nature. He was the only Gremlin who initially showed no animosity to Gizmo. While in Hanson’s care he didn’t show any maliciousness until Hanson leaves a half eaten sandwich, which he then takes in. (because it wanted to transform into a Gremlin for revenge against Hanson) . This is explained in the novelizations as the fact that there are two types of mogwai: the minority mogwai and the majority mogwai. The minority mogwai, like Gizmo and Earl, are cute and nice and good, and only turn evil when they eat after midnight and turn into gremlins. The majority mogwai, like most of the other mogwais seen in the film, start out as evil and mischievous at birth.

[edit] Stripe

Stripe was the main antagonist of Gremlins. When one of Billy's friends gets Gizmo wet, five new mogwai popped out of his back, one of which is Stripe. All of them looked virtually identical to Gizmo (with a few minor changes, such as weight, fur or size features. They might also have slightly mischievous grins, such as Mogwai Stripe did.) Stripe, the leader of the new Mogwai, had a white stripe of fur on his head. Later all of the Mogwai, with the exception of Gizmo, eat after midnight and become gremlins. All of them are killed by Billy and his mom, but Stripe escapes to the YMCA where he jumps into the pool and creates thousands of new gremlins. Stripe and his offspring attack the town and eventually meet up at a movie theater to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Stripe leaves to go get candy. While he is gone, Billy and Gizmo blow up the movie theater leaving Stripe as the last gremlin. Later, Stripe and Billy fight in the toy store. Stripe approached a fountain and dipped his finger in the water, about to spawn more gremlins. In the end, Stripe is killed when Gizmo exposes him to sunlight. He was voiced by Lego stop-motion animator Michael Fowler and voice actor and sound effects artist Frank Welker, and it began Fowler's entertainment career at age 10.

Stripe made a cameo appearance on a BT Business Commercial.

[edit] Caroling Gremlins

A team of gremlins who conspired with Stripe to kill Mrs. Deagle. The Gremlins performed the movies theme tune dressed in Christmas clothes (Hats, mittens, etc.) on Mrs. Deagle's doorstep while another gremlin sabotaged her stairlift. A terrified Mrs. Deagle then used the stairlift to get away from the gremlins. Moments later she was catapulted by the out of control stairlift out of an upstairs window. It appears as though the Gremlins have some sort of grudge against Mrs. Deagle. Considering Stripe personally seeks her out. And when Stripe sees a sign outside. Potraying the name: Deagle Constructions, Stripe then Snarls, Deagle...Deagle, Deagle Deagle.... Then proceeding to order the other Gremlins up against the small outcrop that Stripes resting against.

[edit] Pub gremlins

Various gremlins appear in the pub scene along with Stripe. It is easy to see that they are wreaking havoc, and enjoying themselves. Stripe himself was seen playing poker next to a gremlin posing as his female poker partner. This gremlin tips Stripe off that an opposing player is cheating, so Stripe shoots him.

[edit] Mugger

The mugger gremlin was in Kate's pub with the other gremlins. He wore a hat with three holes in it covering his face like a mask. He was about to shoot Kate with a gun until Billy drove his car through the pub with its headlights shining, stunning the creature.

[edit] Flasher

The flasher gremlin was a gremlin wearing a coat which he opens as if to flash Kate. This followed through to the sequel with another Gremlin doing the same thing. He was seen later in the movie theater watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs where he's killed. but in the second movie, there is a second flasher with the same clothes.

[edit] Bogart

The Bogart gremlin was wearing a suit and fedora, much like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. He's seen smoking a cigarette and digging jazz music by himself, much like a beatnik or hipster would. Later he is knocked out by a beer glass thrown by another gremlin.

[edit] The New Batch

The following Gremlins appear in the second film.

[edit] Mohawk

Mohawk a.k.a. the "Spider Gremlin" was the first leader of the gremlins in Gremlins 2: The New Batch later set on fire by gizmo. He is more cool and more evil than Stripe was, and obviously much cuter, and way more of a good leader than stripe could ever be. He first started out as a black and white mogwai with sharp teeth and a white Mohawk like Stripe did, he also had large ears that resembled small bat wings. He was one of the mogwai who stuffed Gizmo in the air ventilation shaft.which was a good idea,because then daffy replaced gizmo. He ate after midnight and turned into a gremlin, which was dark green and had large reptile like spines on his head which went down his back instead of Stripe's puff of hair at the top of his head. The first actual view that was given of him in the film to clue in what he will look like was when his spikes shot out of his pod like a jackknife. He was seen in full view when he was attacking a man in the security room, but was scared away when Billy shined a flashlight in his face, which billy now utterly regrets. He constantly annoyed Gizmo using electrical cords, a copier, Velcro, and a toy train . Mohawk tried to kill Billy in the lab with a machine gun, but missed Billy, shooting many test tubes and a gremlin. He mutated himself into a spider gremlin composite by drinking spider DNA. He was killed in the movie by getting set on fire by Gizmo with a flaming arrow, which was actually a pencil with a bottle of White-Out shoved on the end. Ironically, excluding the Bat Gremlin, Mohawk is the first of the new batch to die, Stripe being the last of the first batch to perish in the first film. Mohawk is the first (in his after pupis stage form) and the final boss (in his mutated form) in the Gremlins 2 The New Batch NES game

[edit] Brain

Brain appears as a brown mutated gremlin with glasses and is voiced by tony randall. His mutation was caused by a mutagenetic brain hormone which he consumed in the Clamp Building laboratories; his intelligence was greatly increased as a result,which made him replace mohawk, which nobody wanted and he gained spectacles out of nowhere. For a gremlin, he is well articulated and cultured and has a normal/human sounding voice, though his mischievous nature still prevails; with the absence of Mohawk, he prepares to lead all the gremlins to the world outside. At one point he contacts a stock broker, advising his clients to invest in "canned foods and shotguns", an obvious allusion to the chaos the Gremlins were going to wreak on society. He was also being interviewed by Grandpa Fred in one scene describing the gremlin-type of civilization, and shot a gremlin that was annoying him, an action that he agrees is not civilized but fun, showing that he's as evil as the rest of the Gremlins.

Brain was shown singing the all-gremlin version of "New York, New York". At the end of the movie, he was blasted with water and killed by getting electrocuted with the rest of the gremlins (comically, he finishes the song with his dying breath, his voice returning back to a normal gremlin voice indicating that the shock reverted him back to normal). In the original draft, Brain was supposed to have a different death: After singing "New York, New York", Gizmo shoots a dart that injects him with a helium serum, causing him to bloat like a balloon and float out a window to his doom. This was cut out.

In the novelization of the film by David Bischoff, he is named Mr. Glasses.

It should be noted that though he is one of the main villains, and commercials for the movie depicted him keeping Gizmo bound and gagged, he and Gizmo have no screen time together in the movie.

[edit] Daffy

Daffy a.k.a. the "Dentist Gremlin" is a lighter shade of green than most gremlins, and a few thick yellow strands of "hair" that hang limply in the manner of the original incarnation of Daffy Duck. His most recognizable features are his large, round eyes, which whirl constantly in a chaotic manner. He is hyper and has a warped sense of humor, and is constantly laughing hysterically. He first appears when Gizmo got wet and is seen bouncing around until he hits a wall and uncurls, immediately beginning his crazy antics by throwing paint everywhere. He is taken back to the apartment of Billy and Kate when Kate mistakes him for Gizmo, Daffy causing a mess in the apartment. He is taken back to the Clamp building by Billy to find the other Gremlins but he attacks a security guard and escapes. He later reappears in a cooking show, now a Gremlin, and sits in a boiling pot of noodles while George and Lenny blow up a microwave, setting off a sprinkler system and spawning more Gremlins. He appears briefly dressed as a repairman messing about with the controls for an elevator, and then knocks out Billy who is in search for Gizmo, straps him to a chair and attempts to pull his teeth out using dentistry equipment. Mr. Futterman comes to Billy's rescue by fending off Daffy with a dentist light. Daffy appears for one last time in the lobby with most of the other Gremlins, seen wearing a goofy mask on the right hand side of the Brain Gremlin. Daffy is killed by the Electric Gremlin along with the others, although his death is only seen in a deleted scene where he dies laughing. Named after Daffy Duck.

[edit] Electric

The electric gremlin consists of and has the power to absorb and control electricity. He obtained these powers by drinking a hormone in the genetics lab (this hormone is introduced when Billy first enters the lab, in a scene where twin scientist Martin and Lewis show Dr. Catheter the effect it has on sewer rats). He is also the one who killed Dr. Catheter. While Billy was talking to Mr. Clamp, he comes through an electrical outlet to try to kill them. Billy was able to trap him within the building's phone system by putting him on hold. He was used to kill the gremlins in the final scene of the movie and, at the same time, he was also killed by using too much of his power.

[edit] George

George is grouchy and tough, resembling Edward G. Robinson. He had the idea to put metal pots and pans in the microwave at the cooking show, which caused the sprinkler system to activate. He was seen in the toy department when he was building a Lego gremlin, but it was knocked over by Lenny. George seems to be unable to stand Lenny but, despite this, is seen directly next to him in every scene that the two are in. He, Lenny and Daffy were killed by getting electrocuted, his melting body seen with a cigarette protruding out of what remains of his mouth. Partly based on George in the book Of Mice and Men.

[edit] Lenny

Lenny is a tall, idiotic, light skinned, bucktoothed gremlin. He is generally the least aggressive or dangerous gremlin, he is also the only one not to have razor sharp fangs instead he has human like teeth with big buckteeth that stick out in front. He is George's partner in crime as he is always following him, George often used him for heavy lifting but Lenny often accidentally hit him with everything he carried greatly annoying George. He is killed along with the remaining gremlins when the electric gremlin is unleashed after they are sprayed with a hose. He is partly based on Lenny from the book Of Mice and Men.

[edit] Vegetable

The Vegetable Gremlin was the first gremlin mutant and is half vegetable and half gremlin. He mutated after drinking vegetable DNA in the Splice O' Life Inc. He also attacks somebody at the salad bar. A running gag involved The Vegetable Gremlin, in which a piece was taken from his back and put into martini. The gag was featured twice in the film. Once towards the end with a gremlin and, in a deleted scene, during the gremlin chaos scene with Microwave Marge. He was killed by getting electrocuted.

[edit] Bat

The third gremlin mutation in the movie, was a hybrid of a bat. This occurred after a gremlin drank bat DNA. He was also injected with genetic sunblock by Brain and set free out of the Clamp building. When he was outside of the building, he attacked Mr. Futterman. Mr. Futterman won the battle by covering him with cement, which hardened as he flew away and landed on a pillar, turning him into a gargoyle.

[edit] Phantom

One Gremlin parodies the Phantom of the Opera franchise, namely the musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber and the 1920s horror film. After half of his face is deliberately splashed with corrosive acid, Phantom dawns a white facemask to cover his burns, although he actually cackles at his scarring. Phantom appears in the lobby finale where the Gremlins have a musical number, seen playing a Gremlin-sized pipe organ until another Gremlin dressed as a damsel removes his mask, revealing his scarred face. He angrily attacks the Gremlin and points menacingly at the camera, his figure blurring reminscent to the a scene from the 1920s film. He presumably dies with the other Gremlins.

[edit] Greta

The Female gremlin was another mutation after a gremlin drank a chemical that could change his gender (even though Gremlins are effectively asexual). The resulting creature was bright green with green hair; she wears a dress and had big red lips. She is otherwise harmless, like Gizmo, except for her affections for Forster, one of Clamps management team. She was also shown in the musical sequence. At the end of the movie, she 'married' Forster. She was the only gremlin in the film that was confirmed to have survived.

[edit] Secretary Gremlin

One of the first spawned Gremlins to appear, this Gremlin severely injured the secretary of Daniel Clamp by putting a mousetrap in her sandwich. Clamp runs out upon hearing his secretary scream and finds the Gremlin waiting for him. The Gremlin throws a coffee mug at Clamp and after laughing hysterically, ducks out of sight. Clamp avoids the attack and rounds the secretary's desk to look for the Gremlin, only to be ambushed by the Gremlin who tries to bite his nose off. Clamp manages to catch the Gremlin in a paper shredder, slicing him to pieces. This death references to a Gremlin's death in a microwave in the first film, the shredder idea suggested by Joe Dante's wife.

Friday, 12 December 2008

bloggo!

hi! on my bloggo it is mohawk world, but go to jaller's world too! (jakob's new blog) but one extra thingy thingo- xmas countdown! 13 days to go till xmas. and when xmas comes, there'll be more posts on jad's blog! (look out its spiderpig) also theres a new game on cbbc---tag team! play oucho's one. anyway-byo byo for nowo nowo.

Thursday, 11 December 2008

beddy bies.com

hi! soz, but you'll have to wait a bit for mohawk's next bit of the adventure. i will know tell and show you about mohawks bed. here is a piccy piccy. actually one sec, i need to give you mohawk's message-hi!-ok, here's the pics.






yeah, cool,eh? doh,our guinea pig died. still, i can start showing you this linkolinko to septimus heap's spells and charm page. it may go to the homepage. though who cares? not me. ok, here is my usey useful guide to spells-click on spells it is a link.pluso pluso i have a question for you. riddley. if you are racing a postman along a street with two hundred houses, who would win? answer
you could work it out or you could cheat. you can decide.

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

the adventures of mohawk :merry mogwai christmas part 3

mohawk looked towards the christmas trees beside where he was, and it started to snow. as he noticed the christmas trees were not xmas trees at all. they where huge gremlins. "ahh. that looks bad."mohawk said. "attack, my troops " a particularly large gremlin said. "attack!" they advanced. "you," mohawk said.."should run." he snapped his fingers. " stripe," he called. stripe, as a mogwai, appeared behind the boulder. "check my face, but i am not wearing a mask." the gremlin leader said."a mask of somebody stupid, troops.." they attacked. "hup!" he whacked. "clash" went the weapons. "but boss," one said. "didn't gizmo say he wanted mohawk alive?" mohawk gasped. gizmo?that was his arch enemy. "snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted. he was like a snow cannon, firing snowballs at the gremlins. gizmo?i thought he went,since he took the bus to his uncle's.....his uncle was an evil gremlin. "yah!" mohawk threw a huge snowball at them. he ran to behind the boulder and picked up his staff. he threw half of his old staff lying on the ground. ahh. he thought. gizmo wants to turn me into one of his gremlin troops? but he has many...oh. he wants me alive. he must make his first blood. "oy!"he got kicked. "they saw me." he said quietly. "stop.." said the leader. "get out the cage." mohawk was shoved into a metal cage. the door was locked. he was trapped. "where are you taking me?" he asked."you, mohawk, shall be reunited. with gizmo." "no!! let go, now! lemme out! i have friends, powerful friends. " "ha! i doubt that," "because we have a record. you are currently miles away from any content of weapons or friends. you,mohawk,are done for." mohawk clicked the latch. "not so far!" he threw a snowball in the leader's eye. "ouch!" mohawk ran. "we will meet again, very soon, mohawk ." "troops! get after him." "DOH!" mohawk shouted. he was afraid, but still had one trick. "look!a dinosaur!" he said. "where? i don't see a .." mohawk was running. " DOH!" and soon, he would meet his salvation.

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

adventures of mohawk: merry mogwai christmas part 2

mohawk saw the gremlin get up. it was still wearing the santa claus hat-scorched by the explosion-which was hiding under it a fencing sword. he took it out. mohawk grabbed his staff he had hidden behind the boulder. they fought. "we wish you a merry-" the gremlin sang. "-chri-chri-" mohawk whacked him on the head with his staff. "christmas, and a happy new year." mohawk said. the gremlin leaped up. "you mogwai!no concept of christmas spirit here.." "then i'll take you off my xmas card list then.merry christmas." he hit the gremlin down. "merry mogwai christmas." the gremlin thrusted out with his sword. he knocked mohawk back. whack! mohawk hit the ground. mohawk grabbed up his staff. their weapons clashed in the air. whack! mohawk then drew a spearhead out. he mounted it ontop of his staff. "well, this is cool.." he aimed the spear. "and, stop. you know i wouldn't use this on you." "why?" "because the time of year is xmas, and not even hitler could kill with a spear on xmas. " the gremlin pulled out a sharper broadsword. WHACK! their weapons clashed. "my sword works!" "not on my life--"mohawk whacked the gremlin. pow! the gremlin hit the wall. it threw the fencing sword. "no!" mohawk dived out the way. it slipped past the boulder- to hit the tree. "dammit!" clash whack! the weapons clashed . mohawk's staff was chopped in half. "oh, now i'm really dead." mohawk muttered. the broadsword thrusted forward. mohawk hurled a rock off of the ground . it dented the hilt of the sword. mohawk picked up some glue. super glue. "SQUIRT! SPLAT!" it splurged out on the ground. the gremlin thrust his sword into the spot where the glue was for a second- he did not see the glue- and pulled on the sword. it seemed to have got stuck. "dammit. er..."mohawk grabbed up a spare staff. "no, come out.."he tugged. "OOf!" mohawk hit the gremlin in the belly." haddam! yaaa!" the gremlin made that noise. the gremlin was dead. but the worst was yet to come- in the adentures of mohawk:merry mogwai christmas.

adventures of mohawk: merry mogwai christmas part 1

mohawk was at the gym, having a work out when he heard a crash. he pushed open a door to reveal a sports bag that had fallen off of a shelf. "hey!" he said. "i'm not scared. this is halloween not xmas..." a lock slid open to the door."very funny, stripe." the latch to door clicked... "i heard that joke ages ago, tricky guy.." a voice sounded from outside the door. it sounded like fingernails scraped on ice. it said "you know you want to show yourself. ten seconds and i will open the door.." mohawk saw a window. locked. damn. he ran to the cupboard and saw a hatch to outside.. he fumbled on the latch. "one.." he picked at the latch. "two" he looked for another way out. "three..." he saw a window without a lock. he tried to push it open. "four.." he leaned a gainst the hatch and the hatch opened. "five.." he went out."oh, i'll just go in!" said the voice. a gremlin came in. "no! he left the gym." mohawk's voice sounded. "how do you expect me to live through your speeches of why you want to kill me? " he chucked a football. it hit the gremlin on the head. "and now, i really do like it. fun, fun fun! " he jumped out the door behind the gremlin. "bye!!" mohawk ran out. he skidded to a stop at the lockers. the gremlin was approaching. "come to find you..." the gremlin said.mohawk threw a locker key out and it hit the gremlin. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" it screamed. mohawk ran, and spun around. a gremlin was wearing a santa hat, and said"merry christmas!"the gremlin barreled towards him. mohawk was cornered. the window was locked. aha! a door. ah!he locked it off, he's past it.mohawk saw a hole in the wall. he ran the way through the hole. the gremlin followed him out. mohawk grabbed a rugby ball lying in the mud. he threw it at the gremlin. "touchdown!"the gremlin was hit by the ball so hard that the ball bounced off. the ball shot through the air towards mohawk. he spotted a needle. he threw the needle out and it punctured the ball. "hisssssssssssssssssssss...." the ball went. he saw the gremlin. it seemed to be holding a sack, like a santa sack. but the sack was full of grenades. explosives. hand grenades. it threw the whole sack at mohawk. three seconds until it exploded he had three seconds to run. three. he ran out a few steps. two. he saw a boulder. one. he dived behind it. zero. "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" mohawk was unharmed. he knew that if there was any thing that usually happened at christmas-in all consepts-was chaos.

library green pig

hello! i am at the little green pig anthology launch here- really cool! i am in the library and on page 12 of the anthology then it is actually all my work. i am actually here in the library for the first time posting on this little bloggy- yeah! and the anthology is out now- the little green pig anthology! cooloh! anyway my blog is a genius now. socool. anyway this is really live- need to go soon. but right now use your mind and post on ya blog! duh!

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my blog is a genius! i had no idea a thing like this since it is such a new blog to be so clever! bye.

Monday, 8 December 2008

mohawk scarfy (part 2)

hello! heres part 2 of mohawk scarfy. a photo of him wearing it. plus, the scarf is actually taller than him when you put it up vertically. almost twice his hight. but this is it.

just sec while i take the pic and download it onto the pc... here! pic one,he's wearing the scarf..



and here shows the fact that even a scarf can tower over him, but he likes it!






hee hee! i have an annoying cough, and mohawk doesn't really like it because he could catch it and a little disease like that could actually hurt a mogwai. soon i will take a pic of his bed... but not yet. soony. soonish. in another post.

mohawk scarfy!

hi! i knitted a scarfy warfy for mohawk and it is really nice he says. i will maybe put a pic of it on in my next post, but i am logged on as the wrong person on the pc....bye and see you very very soon!

Saturday, 6 December 2008

mohawk world

hi! soon i may come back with some gremlinology, but not long after i have given you the exact information mohawk wanted me to give you. this is it "now first, i want all my readers to go to these 2 links. and second:if you blog, and you aren't following this blog yet, then join, for the wonderful sake of mohawk world." that was the exact words that were in his mouth when he went to bed. plus he also wanted you to go to my other posts, but nevertheless he wants you to click on these 2 links. look out its spiderpig and also mark3travelmachine . and always remember: the address to this blog is wwwmohawkworld.blogspot.com .want a pic? ok, i'll put a new one in the sidebar. heres a one for the post.



and THAT is mohawk's world. the whole wide world of it. and he or she who betrays the mighty mohawk will be crushed by the most metallic cheese sandwich ever. so dare defy him...and die. ok, heres a video!
and one more vid..

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thursday, 4 December 2008

cool pic of mohawk and pals+gizmo

here's a pic of mogwais having some fun. bye.

bye now.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

DENTIST.....

there's a dentist trip today! we did it allready, but never the less, IT HAPPENED which means i COULD have some photos of the stickers they gave me at the dentist's as dentists always do...... i do! papadoodoo! ha! anyway.....

her's the pics....

actually i won't give you pics cos i don't have any.... soz!
but i do have a link to outnumbered.http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ftbfq

it may not turn out as a link.heres a pic of stuff.
yeah. cool eh?

heres a pic of mohawk and his buddies.


hee hee!
ha ha!
ho ho!
shut up.



that is so gremlins 1!

events in the advents

hi! welcome to... my blog, duh. seen mohawk lately? he LOVES xmas so he can't wait. here's a pic of what mohawk'll do if i get a gizmo for xmas(apart from ask me to take some photos of them)

well, you see the mohawk in that pic? thats the version of mohawk i reeeeely want for xmas. here is another pic of it!(him)
SO CUTE!

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

hi reeeeeeeeeeders

hi! my sister goes to an animation thing and this is the video! listen out for someone saying "hullo" just before a skateboard appears on screen. her's the video. and the picture of a wierd face with two tongues sticking out? i saw that being drawn. yep. i saw everything that i could have seen, and, frankly, well.... ok i didn't see all that i could have seen, but just watch the video ok? goodoh.


LESSON III:

spider gremlins are created by when a gremlin or mogwai drinks spider dna. say your mogwai did, when it turned into a gremlin, it would be a gremlin with spider legs and eight of them. goodbye.

sorry to cut short, my shoes broke and i have to get them back from the shoe menders.

BYE.

Monday, 1 December 2008

my blog's birthday!

hooray! woohoo! my blog is one whole month old, that is so cool, because the arcive is so huge, it's like i have had my blog for a year! wow! and it means that mohawk is so happy! and i had no idea that gremlins could grow so big! look at the video to see. yeah, i thought they only grew small too, but i don't create the laws of gremlinology.

LESSON TWO:

this lesson of gremlinology is themed of gremlins, not mogwai. how to keep your mogwai from being one is: don't feed them after midnight. but they can grow huger than trains, but you have a good advantage when they are big. play dead. gremlins only reak havoc, and they don't in any cases seen before eat people. how to keep them from growing to mutants and that sort of thing will be in my next installmeant of.... gremlinology. end lesson.


mohawk wants you to see his everlasting happiness when he heard xmas coming...
sn(mohawk)w style.








aaahhh, how mogwais love christmas. and there is a song mohawk likes to do with snow he wants to post.....



nice music. like this music!



ahhh...... that really reminds me of our holiday in greece. woohoo! want the lyrics? they are hilarious, but i don't have them. you still want them? go look on look out its spiderpig or something! jingle bells next!



and, simpsons xmas.




bye reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeder. i spelt it reeeder as reeeeeeeder because it is signature copyright mohawk world.

BYE.