"ong ong ong" said some ritual native americans, in a faraway cave in wild virginia. "give me my human..." said a voice. "okay, master, a,heh.heh." said a small, dirty rat. "just give me it!" snapped the voice. "we do not have much time, until it is alined, and it will be perfectly easy, for the ritual! ha, ha ha ha!" the voice's source was in a cloak. "and, did my friend, dr.coli.E, get the human? well?" "yes, but, we didn't get the right one. we got J.lester. we meant to get.." "yes?" "his boss. his boss was meant to come, but was off sick. our ransom, it may-" "never work and create a mutant. we get that a lot. listen." they fell silent, and they heard screaming. "he's at it again, wiles, get me my pliers."
meanwhile, in the FBI HQ, ...
"so, he left." "well, agent X monkey did." there were 2 giraffes. "Z and Q giraffe?" "yes." "my office. we need to talk about a case..." then, later, in the helicopter. "we need the tranquilizers. look what they are doing." the mutant-creatures were screeching. and screaming.. and drinking blood... their own blood. they were savage. back in the cave- "our experiment, the um-gremlin one. had a loophole, master. it..." "what?" "was only successful with the crazy mogwai's DNA. we have.. the fault ones running wild. mohawk ones. gremlin mohawks." "so, we can experiment one one more........" "which, master?" " the cremated remains, of the leader of the arcanda cult-mogwaiman. he was prehistoric. a myth. but we can use his DNA."
da-da- daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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