mohawk's feature length story;pi ferret

pi ferret was on a train to mogwailand from ferretland. he saw the muggers drift past with full sacks, and he flicked his peas in his dinner at them. he saw a mogwai, with a staff, and a mohican. " i've heard a lot about you. mohawk." "that's me. have you seen a man in a suit initials jl
?" "no. but i read in the papers about it. jl. james lester. terrible." mr beetle was on a motorbike, being bored. "how long is this gonna take?" i'm pining for laser gun blasting." "whatever." said pi ferret. but pi ferret had seen something. a giant grem. and E.coli. "lets go talk to my friend." "who's that?" "X monkey."