mohawk world

post #101

2011-12-27T18:44:00.002Z

hello. I don't really post on this blog anymore, so you may be interested to know that there is another, much better, blog I do with comics strips and stuff. click this to go to it. I also have a youtube, with lots of funny awesome videos on. click this to go to that. well, that's about it. the 101st mohawk world post is to be the last.

SO LONG SUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

feature length story: black attack

2009-11-17T09:53:00.003Z

then one blackie grabbed a coil of what looked likerope from the ground, and cast it at mohawk and his friends. it flew in the air, ad bound them all together. tightly. "ouch, did you have to use extraterrestrial fabric?" the blackie who threw the rope stuck out a small, pudgy forked tongue. "yes, all the other shops were closed, so i had to get the fabric from primark(all the staff there are aliens)." mohawk tried to snap the whip, but it was made from whegelsnaps(the scales of fish men.), so it held tightly.

then, a shape appeared in the sky. "oh, dammit...." said mohawk, and then all the blackies apart from the one with the whip repeated. "it's a harpy...."

then, a ripping sound was heard from the blackie with the whip. a knife appeared, blade sticking out of his body, and in a few moments, the blackie's fur was shed, and underneath.......
was gizmo.

feature length story: captured

2009-05-28T17:22:00.003+01:00

mohawk hit the ground along with the others, and they ran as fast as possible. the ran towards a suspicious clearing, and there they saw... hundreds of mogwai. they were all black and had razor sharp teeth. they had red eyes. they growled like wolves. then they cleared to let a large, blue mogwai walk towards them. " you have found the rest of the family." "what 'family'?" "oh, the government have known for a long time about you we have been tracking you since christmas. you may not have noticed, but gizmo slipped a tracking slip behind your ear. we knew about your encounter with the ice creatures, and now.. you are on the verge of a huge discovery." "what is it?" "i'm afraid I don't know. i am in the dark, the same as you. we always were close, us mogwai, but we will be even closer...in the cage. "cage? what cage???" "look around you. trees. try and run at one." mohawk ran, and was stopped by an invisible wall. "this is what we call the cage. no point trying to escape. we all have. even the blackies. they were bred to be vicious. their embryos were intercepted with stripe DNA. and, even a bit of yours." "cool.." mohawk thought..if they had his genes, could he use them in some way? he raised his hand. the mogwai all raised their hands. "cool." "check this out." he raised his hand to reveal a small pistol-like weapon. he blasted a jet of flame at the forcefield. the forcefield now looked like a globe of glass. mohawk stared. "i created it from the wires in the headsets they gave us. try it." he threw it to mohawk. meanwhile, X-monkey and the team stood nearby. "how are we going to get in?" said MR beetle . "i have the perfect idea." he took out an orb-like object. he screwed it into a holder, which he pushed into the side of the forcefield. "recovered alien technology. you get that a lot in my line of work." he tapped the orb. it glowed red, and then started a countdown. "at the end of this countdown, iw will resolidize. run. in. " three. "they started to run. two. they were metres away. one. they were in! zero. the orband it's holder fell to the ground. it was dead. all the mogwai barked, apart from mohawk. they ran at them. "hey, munky. hold this." MR beetle pressed a button on a remote. he took a plane out of his pocket, and threw it at them. the blackies were petrified. they fell to the ground in ball-form, shivering.

feature length: government raid.

2009-05-06T16:10:00.002+01:00

the chopper stopped, crashed and on the ground. so did the planes. one hovered over them, and then it shined a light onto them from above. then men in dark suits hopped out from behind the trees, with handguns. they kicked in the door and burst in. "this is a raid, fugitives!" they all raised their hands, apart from mohawk, who was actually running away. "where's the mogwai?" the man said. "uhh. we have no idea!" said X monkey. the government man aimed the gun. "truly! he is nowhere i know." X monkey was telling the truth. mohawk then threw a stick at the government man's back and he fell, crumpled in a heap on the ground. then mohawk jumped into the chopper and truned the lock button to on. then he jiggled about the engine and something happened- a flight! then they saw the government man's fingers on the sides of the chopper. then mohawk unlocked the doors, watched the man crawl in and said, "JUMP!" they all dived out the window and whizzed through the air at an incredible speed.

feature length story-next part-escape on a chopper

2009-05-01T08:12:00.003+01:00

the helicopter ducked as it flew towards the trees of the forest. fumes choked up out of the back, and the helicopter made chuggering noises. "er, mohawk, did you remember to top up?" said MR beetle."umm...." "well?" "not exactly." "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" the helicopter whizzed through the trees, getting ever closer to the impending ground. the blades chopped furiously trying to escape, but it would not work. then, a bang sounded. "have we stopped?" said mohawk. "so this is what death feels like." then they saw a small figure holding the helicopter by the blade. it was PI ferret. " how'd you get out there?" said X monkey. then the helicopter jerked and the windows smashed. "we're under attack!" said X monkey. "well, DUH!" said mohawk. MR beetle looked at the cracked radar. "there's an aircraft heading straight for us!" he said. "what?" "that's not possible!" "you'd think that, but look!"they all stared at the huge, gliding aircraft heading straight for them. "mohawk?" said PI ferret. "what?" "JUMP!"

they fell through the air at a lightning speed. the blades of the helicopter falling after them and nearly sawing mohawk's ear orf. the aircraft dodged everything, firing jets of electricity at the figures falling through the late night air. the aircraft then flew somewhere nobody saw. then, a loud rebooting noise sounded, and a fleet of seven of the aircraft errupted from the trees. "okay." said mohawk. they landed, and hid behind a tree. "okay..RUN!" thjey ran as fast as they could, never even daring to look back for fear of being blasted to smithereens. they all ran, and stopped with a jolt, and stared at the vast, gaping cavern in the ground...there was no way out.

feture length:the mutants

2009-03-27T17:35:00.002Z

"ong ong ong" said some ritual native americans, in a faraway cave in wild virginia. "give me my human..." said a voice. "okay, master, a,heh.heh." said a small, dirty rat. "just give me it!" snapped the voice. "we do not have much time, until it is alined, and it will be perfectly easy, for the ritual! ha, ha ha ha!" the voice's source was in a cloak. "and, did my friend, dr.coli.E, get the human? well?" "yes, but, we didn't get the right one. we got J.lester. we meant to get.." "yes?" "his boss. his boss was meant to come, but was off sick. our ransom, it may-" "never work and create a mutant. we get that a lot. listen." they fell silent, and they heard screaming. "he's at it again, wiles, get me my pliers."
meanwhile, in the FBI HQ, ...

"so, he left." "well, agent X monkey did." there were 2 giraffes. "Z and Q giraffe?" "yes." "my office. we need to talk about a case..." then, later, in the helicopter. "we need the tranquilizers. look what they are doing." the mutant-creatures were screeching. and screaming.. and drinking blood... their own blood. they were savage. back in the cave- "our experiment, the um-gremlin one. had a loophole, master. it..." "what?" "was only successful with the crazy mogwai's DNA. we have.. the fault ones running wild. mohawk ones. gremlin mohawks." "so, we can experiment one one more........" "which, master?" " the cremated remains, of the leader of the arcanda cult-mogwaiman. he was prehistoric. a myth. but we can use his DNA."

da-da- daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

mohawk's feature length story: rise of the hybrids.

2009-03-26T20:28:00.002Z

mohawk aimed his mini bow at a target. it was only small, since it WAS a free gift from the simpsons comic. but nevertheless, the helicopter journey was a long one. then they saw a gang of 8 punks running across the field. they seemed to all have white mohicans and dressed in black. hey also had three fingered hands. they looked human, but also looked quite a lot alien. they were hybrids, mohawk guessed. "hey, X monkey." "aha?" "you'll wanna look at this." X monkey got his glasses on. "i have not ever seen something like it. magnificent engineering, a perfect hybrid." "er, hello?" "yeah, have oyu morphed into morph?" "okay. in normal english-" "yes?" "-then they are gremlin human hybrids. well, they are in mogwai human state currently. think what could happen if they multiplied and- ate after midnight? it could have disastrous effects on humanity." "a new race." "exactly."

mohawk's feature length story:X monkey

2009-03-26T20:12:00.002Z

"are you sure this is such a good idea?" mohawk said. "yes. X monkey knows a lot about germs. by the way- what's that smell?" "what smell?" "a sort of smokey smell." PI ferret said. "thinking of it, i can smell something too."MR beetle said faintly. "burning." then gas rose up into the air. "get out!" mohawk pushed everyone else out- but there wasn't enough time for him. then, he disappeared. he then reappeared, in the arms of a monkey. a small monkey. "X monkey. FBI." "delighted to meet you." said mr beetle. "oh, hey, PI ferret." "how do you know him?" asked mohawk. "FBI training classes. i got a certificate-our friend got a ribbon, and X monkey got a medal, a certificate and a ribbon." "right..." said mohawk, confused. "hey, moving on-how did you save me?" mohawk hopped out of X monkey's arms. "my new technology. my invention. i call it... the teleport." "observe." a bird pooed on mohawk's head. "yuck." then it appeared on mr beetle's head. "urrgh!" then it disappeared alltogether. "see?" X monkey said. "brararrar!vo." said a dog in the background. "nice work, monkey." "X monkey." "yeah." "Z monkey."

mohawk's feature length story previes: X monkey

2009-03-25T14:46:00.001Z

mohawk's feature length story;pi ferret

2009-03-25T14:39:00.002Z

pi ferret was on a train to mogwailand from ferretland. he saw the muggers drift past with full sacks, and he flicked his peas in his dinner at them. he saw a mogwai, with a staff, and a mohican. " i've heard a lot about you. mohawk." "that's me. have you seen a man in a suit initials jl
?" "no. but i read in the papers about it. jl. james lester. terrible." mr beetle was on a motorbike, being bored. "how long is this gonna take?" i'm pining for laser gun blasting." "whatever." said pi ferret. but pi ferret had seen something. a giant grem. and E.coli. "lets go talk to my friend." "who's that?" "X monkey."

mohawk's feature length story:chapter 3:mr beetle

2009-01-28T17:30:00.002Z

there was a man on the pavement. "hey! lester." "clive!clive beetle! help!" mr beetle aimed a smallish laser gun. pow! it blasted the door clean off. "then you can blast those treacherous sweets!" "wha?" "just blast the driver." "oh, okay!" pow! boom!pow! boom! they were both blasted and turned to ashes. "now, lets get mohawk, and begin the mission-" an E.Coli grabbed james lester and carried him off. "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!" mr beetle blasted the E.Coli, but it bounced off. the E.Coli blasted a ball of grime. pow! mr beetle blasted it to bits in mid air.. mohawk jumped out the door. "who are you? why did you just blast a giant big ball of grime in mid air?" mohawk asked. "can you help save james?" "who's james?" "james lester?" "okay. lets get in my chopper." "you have a helicopter?" "no, i taped some wings on a chopping board." "lets go in my chopper. it's a real helicopter." "lets go!"

mohawk feature length story:part 2: blue bon bons

2009-01-26T10:14:00.001Z

james lester picked up his suitcase. "bye!" mohawk waved. slam! the door's now shut , he thought, and nothing can stop me from eating my sandwich. bang bang! went the door. "uuurgh,,..." mohawk mumbled. he answered the door. there was no one there. mohawk closed the door. but what moh couldn't see.. was james lester in the back of a car, tied up, and being driven off by giant blue bon bons.

mohawk's feature length story:chapter 1:a strange arrival

2009-01-22T13:36:00.003Z

there was no use for him to eat the sandwich, it didn't taste very nice. mohawk eyed up the sandwich. well, very crunchy... and yummy. the sandwich was in the fridge. while he was getting the milk, he hadn't remembered that he still had his deluxe cheese and apple sandwich in the fridge. oh, maybe eat maybe not- there was a knock on the door. mohawk heard. "just a second.""it can wait, let me in now!" mohawk went up the stairs. ok. he thought. "hi, james lester." said the man on the step. "hi, mr lester. can you wait?" "no, it can't wait. " mohawk got some tea.

1 conversation later...

"you want me to go to some incan temple, to find a giant germ??"
"well, yes-"
"well, why?"
"because-"
"because what?"
"because there are sixteen microbes-giant microbes left alive after the microbe war, and an evil E.Coli as well." "so?" "so i want you to save the microbes and beat the e.coli. any problems, mohawk?" mohawk racked his brain.
"well there is the ship i could ride there at the docks, for rent, and i know the incan antics inside out.... no Questions." mohawk smiled. okay, i've shocked him, he thought. very.

Ultimate Sleepover! part 3

2009-01-21T21:33:00.002Z

"hi! jad's round for a sleepover here, me and moh are happy about it(duh) and it's fun so far! also we have jad!" (lots of clapping, then silent, the somebody coughs in the audience) "here guesty starring. when jad-" (claps, a cough)" talks, it's in bold. so jad, how's the sleepover going??

okay can do my bit when i finish this comic strip?

"so moh, what're you saying here?" "not much. i'm not talking!!!" "strange words. anyhow, some giant matters occur in the audience- david tennant's got flu!!!" (david tennant coughs) "so jad, answering yet?"

Yes its great we tried to watch an episode of merlin but failed,but later watched gremlins 2:the new batch. "okay. and our guest sta- oh, just do this."

mohawk's mini stuff: make a blog; on blogger.

"click create a blog, and do that!"

ice update

2009-01-20T18:10:00.000Z

all the ice everywhere has melted, so i'll continue ice next year!

the adventures of mohawk:ice:part 6

2009-01-18T16:23:00.002Z

mohawk saw a river, a big one to the gut, where he saw empty E.Coli camps, and a last E.Coli with a bunch of moldy carrots shouting: "we've done it again!".the last E.Coli saw a huge, icy wind sweep him into the depths of the ice god's gut. "i gotta save him!!" mohawk dived to the end of the river, and saw the wind near himself. "this doesn't look gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" he was draged away by the wind, and he found himself in a compex system of tunnels, and saw one lead out to the water under the thick ice. mohawk had no choice: "coming through, invertebrates!". he dived in, but hit the ice (the water hit the wind and froze) with a thwack. he could see something under the ice. " is that a carrot? " the lone E.Coli was floating away through the waters. "i hoped i'd save him.." mohawk thought for a moment. "..OMG i'm lost!" he saw a green thing whizz under the ice. "what was that?" he could hear a whispering. "too cold? can't stand the iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice?" he spun around and saw no-one.

the adventures of mohawk:ice:part 5

2009-01-16T20:02:00.007Z

mohawk was pushed back into a tree by some small ice spiders, which had loaded claws. mohawk saw the little mogwai hiding in a tree. the hand was pulsating with veins, full of blue, fresh water. a vein burst, and a fountain of water shot out onto the grass. mohawk ran towards the ice, but there were six ice men with guns, and cherryade. "this cherry aid is fizzy! be scared!" mohawk stepped back. an ice man with glasses and a flannel came and soothed the ice. mohawk called out. "who are you? i want an explenation!" mohawk was surrounded, with claws on every side. the ice man in the glasses started to talk. "we came from the ice land, we chose not to have a war with water, us frost cultures, but frost and water, = ice, so we were coated on your planet." mohawk looked confused. "well, who's this ice god?, and you seem not to be of a very peaceful nature.." mohawk asked. "well, we are civilyzed, we have religion, and we have a living idol, the ice god. he was a human, but he grew in the cold, some chemical reaction, and he froze to death, but we did all we could and it worked. he is a living , breathing, ice god." mohawk stared. the hand rose higher. "you said he was stuck in the ice!" an ice man shouted. "well, i wasn't really that sure, he was only.." the ice man with the glasses said, confused.

well, that broke it. mohawk thought. the ice cracked all over it. "we might be able to see the ice god, wow!" mohawk said. "yeah, astounding!2 said the ice scientist. "you mean you've never seen him? " mohawk asked. "the closest i've got is his big hand, there. " the ice scientist said. mohawk saw the arm end at a shoulder. "his head's incoming!" he saw the ice crack, as the ice god clawed up with it's other hand. a terrifying alien creature/monster came out of the ice. mohawk ran along the frosty ground, and caught the spiders and men of ice off-guard. "never mind ice god, how about ice satan?"

"well, not much difference if it's an ice demon.

the tongue was cold, and it slapped mohawk in the face. "oww!" the tongue was covered in tiny spears, icicles. they shot out of the tongue, and mohawk dived. "well, at least i have a chance of survival." mohawk dived into the beast's throaght. he saw some E.Coli crawling out from the gut, in united exodus. they were all sad looking. well, they would be if they lost their homes. duh.
the E.Coli stopped. one bent down to mohawk's toe, then noticed that wasn't his face, so went back up. "hello friendly bacteria, i hope you're not a bad one. " "no, i'm not one of those gangsters."
yeah, mohawk thought, i hope you're not lying.

the E.Coli was very quick, and hopped away. "bye, E.Coli!" mohawk waved. he saw another E.Coli that looked bad.
that's bad, mohawk thought, very bad.

"raaaar!" better avoid that, mohawk thought, as he took the other way to the gut.

the adventures of mohawk:ice:part 4

2009-01-15T13:20:00.004Z

the bad mogwai glared, and mohawk picked up the little mogwai and ran. "hey, could you talk before?" mohawk asked. the little mogwai shrugged. mohawk got onto his glow-in-the dark scooter, and scooted home. "now that was an adventure. a bit small, though. bedtime now." he got into his hammock, which was an alternative to his sofa. then little did he know the latch of the window clicked open, an ice cold paw with frosted claws and spotted fur. the bad mogwai had got so cold- froen the heart. the ice creature froze him. mohawk opened his eyes, and grabbed his harpoon. "mohawk" said the bad guy ice gremlin. still fur under the ice. "you've grown a bit." the little mogwai was still asleep! mohawk shrugged. "have we met other than earlier?" mohawk asked. "no, it must be an illusion." said the bad guy mogwai. "or you've grown, ice guy." the ice mogwai raised the claws he was going to fire. "fat chance!" mohawk fired the harpoon.

the harpoon cracked the intrepid cold ice on the mogwai's back. "you dare defy me?" the bad mogwai made of ice was intact. suddenly the claws grew to the size of samuraiswords, and dropped off. mohawk grabbed one- the bad mogwai the other.- whack! the clash of metal had it's ring to it. pow! the sword's hilt got stuck in the ice thing/mogwai. mohawk was swordless. the bad mogwai raised both swords-

then the little mogwai shivered, and dived into the ice mogwai's face. mohawk grabbed some chilli sauce. "get out the way!" the lil mogwai leaped away into mohawk's bag, and chilli sauce melted the mogwai on impact. the bad mogwai- had finally melted!
but mohawk's face was still long. "the ice thing in the lake!" mohawk scooted with the lil mogwai over to the pond. he saw a crack appear. "oh, craps!"

a hand rose out of the crack. "well, the ice mogwai grew a lot very fast.." the ice thing roared from under the ice. "i think so did this!" mohawk saw the humanoid ice creature. "this is not me!" "this is the ice king!"

the adventures of mohawk:ice:part 3

2009-01-14T14:50:00.006Z

mohawk picked up the mogwai and put it in his bag. "now you.." he zipped the bag up and closed the velcro. "are coming to the lake." the little mogwai sat perfectly in the bag. mohawk got onto a glowing scooter. what? he dropped it in glow in the dark green paint. then he scooted very fast to the lake. he thought about it. how will i find this thing? he thought. he was hoping there would be an ice dragon somewhere around, of sorts. but no. "completely deserted." mohawk felt an ice cold hand on his shoulder. and a snuffling noise. "this is our town.." he looked around to see a rather spotted deadly scary looking mogwai. "eep!" mohawk heard that noise from the bag. "'ere, what's in the bag?" the bad looking mogwai showed his sharp claws. "nothi- nothing, I have nothing in-" mohawk was backed into a tree. "whats in it?" he unzipped it. unvelcrowed it. he noticed a gnawed hole in the bag, and a small cute mogwai going very fast away. "run!" mohawk ran as fast as he could, and dissappeared into the distance. "don't worry." the bad mogwai said to the other bad ones behind him. "we'll get them with the ice..." the bad mogwai looked something like this (below).
mohawk was holding the mogwai, and saw a crack in the ice. "now that wasn't there befo-" when he was trying to finish his sentance then fountains of water pushed out of the ice and frozev immediately.. in a humanoid shape.

a shape suprisingly like a human.

and mohawk knew it would be something bad. the claws were frosted- very frosted. the claw started to move, and it jumped out of the lake. "okay--" mohawk was knocked back into a patch of grass. "i think we should make a break for it." mohawk ran with a lil mogwai at his side. the ice creature's claws shot out of the ice hands like harpoons, then new ones grew in about a second. there were claws firing wildly through the air n all sides. not just any ice claws, they were freezing whatever they hit. the lil mogwai was cornered by an oak tree. the ice creature raised it's hand towards the lil mogwai, when a rock bounced on the ice beast's head. "eat flint, ice thing!" "run!" the little mogwai shivered at the roots of the tree. "go up!" the lil mogwai said it's first word. "okay!" it ran up the tree really fast, and hid. the ice beast revealed a bunch of ice spiders. the ice spiders were about an inch tall and 3 inches squared. the ice beast aimed for mohawk, when the claw fired. mohawk jumped out the way. then two more claws blasted at him. he caught them and threw them back. the ice creature had not won yet- and mohawk wasn't gonna let him. mohawk got a flamethrower-a gun that shoots flame- and blasted it at the ice monster. not a very good out come. the ice bounced backl, ice freeze flamethrower.

"now that is one frozen flamey gun.." the deadly evil mogwai appeared by the ice creature. "look out!" mohawk pointed to the ice thing. "ha, ha ha!" the bad mogwai laughed. a wave of laughter hit the audience, all the bad mogwais. "this ice pet?" the bad mogwai stroked it. "wouldn't harm a fly-would harm you. so beat it!"

the adventures of mohawk:ice:part tw0

2009-01-10T11:33:00.002Z

mohawk picked up the little mogwai. "i should call the poli-" the little mogwai yanked the phone out of the holder. beep. beep. beep. but it wasn't 999. it was 139, the phone for the pizza company. the little mogwai said something like "peppy ancho no." soon, there was a pizza on the table with pepperoni and no anchovies. "he really is good at calling for a pizza.." mohawk picked up a slice of pizza. "yuck!" he threw it towards the bin. splat.

mohawk... MOHAWK...

2009-01-10T11:27:00.002Z

hello! good that people are still reading mohawk+my blog, we have sort of run out of ideas since this is the 80th post and it was only created in november. fear not! i have got more ideas.

we wish you a-ITS NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE!

2009-01-08T09:43:00.001Z

hello! new year, new year, mohawk isn't as grouchy as he was when he woke up out of bed, when he fell out of bed one morning recently.

the adventures of mohawk:ice part 0n3

2009-01-07T10:06:00.002Z

mohawk was strolling along the ice covered ground, when he noticed that the windows, his windows, were iced closed. he went down to the lake, to feed the ducks, to find the lake frozen solid. he saw the ducks trapped in the water below the ice. "well, that can't be good." mohawk threw the loaf of bread onto the ice, and he saw something fluffy pop up and eat it. "now that isn't very good.. what is it?" he saw, and it was a small, cute mogwai with big eyes. it wasn't gizmo. mohawk picked it up. "better get you ho-" he saw the mogwai's eyes. "you have no home, lil mogwai? aww, well, i'll take care of you." mohawk took the mogwai home. "now." mohawk pulled a huge plate of lasagne (la-zan-yah) out the fridge. the little mogwai gobbled it up. "now, you are hungry.."

hello! return!

2009-01-07T10:03:00.001Z

i have posted a lot on who cares? lately, and i shall not stop posting on good old mohawk world. and if you ever thought i would.....no. i haven't yet, and i'm not actually going to start now. so as a little returning present.. i bring a brand new story! catch it now, when the story starts.

mohawk;;;mohawk!

2009-01-05T20:26:00.000Z

this is mohawk's tune-theme tune-
LYRICS:

mohawk..
(boom boom boom)
MOHAWK!

we wish you a snowy 12th night, we wish you a snowy 12th night and a nappy new year!

2009-01-05T09:25:00.000Z

hi now! christmas ends on 12th night, today, but it snows! even better than snow any other day. once it almost snowed the day before my birthday.

2009

2009-01-02T14:53:00.002Z

hello! sorry, but theres something wrong with our computer or blogger, because when i put bold on, i write in bold, and when i put bold off, i am still writing in bold. but anyhoo -how-, the year 2008 must pass like anyother, so it was newyears day yesterday. i did manage to stay up until 12pm, which was cool!and did you know in the countdown to midnight and new years day, there was a rare 61 second minute! it went like.. 10!9!8!7!6!5!4!3!2!1!1! which was nice, and if anyone missed it, lets just say................GO LOOK ON YOUTUBE! or even better.. GO LOOK ON uchoob!

the adventures of mohawk:secrets of the spring

2008-12-30T21:08:00.002Z

mohawk hopped his way home, with a belly full of christmas dinner, and a pocket full of presents. he went into his house, and saw his tree. he looked at his 10 year calendar, and turned the page to january to see what he had in store. "secrets of the spring ceremony, 14th of january, what on earth?" he turned on the computer, and emailed some people he thought would know, like, ol' stripe. his email started.dear stripe, do you know what the ceremony on the 14th of jan is, the secrets of the spring? he got no reply. on the fourteenth of january then he went downtown to the fish bishop centre. he asked a person with a clipboard, in a long coat with sun glasses. "what exactly is this, secrets of the spring?" the person didn't answer. he pulled down the glasses."oh. it's a memorial statue for the office worker that died."he saw a banner. "easter bunny easter treats?"

we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year

2008-12-27T10:55:00.018Z

hi! oh, what a christmas! we had christmas day, no turkey, we're veggie. but i got the mohawk 26 pounds collectors item! oh yeah! and i managed on boxing day to do some cool snapshots of what he was doing. but first i'll tell you what happened on boxing day. our grandparents called round, they didn't call us round, like, the shape, no. and our cousins also dropped around to see us too. and when they left, me and mohawk started off on our photos for the blog.

yes, that is my prezzy he's holding.

and, yes, my pen.

what is he doing with it?

now he's reading.

and betting.

and being a librarian.

hey! that's my locked book--and that's the key in his hand!

oh yeah, he like's keeping his bar.

agh!multiplying!

shopping.

oh, and he likes to go to the library.

and going to a bookshop.

and seeing gremlins, the musical.

see the sign? yes, that's also gizmo on stage.

and lil mohawk in a hammock.

goodnight, lil moh! and bye!

merry christmas-from gizmo?

2008-12-24T21:42:00.009Z

look what i got for an earliesh present!

well, the scene when i was taking pics was when they were playing, but it got a teensy bit rough...!

and this is it.

giz:hey!moh:lets play!

yeah. they will..

giz:where did my pal go?

moh:gangwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

moh:ouch. giz:ooooooooow!

GIZMO!

MOHAWK!

the adventures of mohawk:merry mogwai xmas part 8

2008-12-24T10:26:00.002Z

gizmo, on his throne, inform ed his gremlins. "head for tree 2, portal 5." "yes sir,!"they marched into the huge green portal. "wait!" gizmo threw them mohawk's staff."if you work out how use it against him." the gremlin commander caught the staff. "yes.sir."he walked over to his chamber. he picked up a big book, which had on the cover, a golden phoenix.he picked open the steel clasps. "ahh, that's it, the old ways, staff power, page 8..." he saw a page of staffs and powers.

staffs have great power and many are not in this world. to manipulate a staff is on page nine. "great!" the gremlin commander tore out page 9. "giz!" he ran out. "this is how to manipulate a staff." "so is it?" "yes." gizmo grabbed the page. " cool! have the acids of methalon ready." a gremlin presented gizmo with a tub of green floaty gloop. gizmo dropped the staff in. plop!it fell right in. "stop!" mohawk hurled himself through the portal. "you have no knowledge of the real old ways!" mohawk ran out. "stop him!" gizmo rang the bells. mohawk ran to the bookroom. "aha!how to create flame. page nine. what??" he heard the march of gremlin officers."torn out? oh, this looks even better.." he came to a page.the origin of the pages. the old ways are sealed in this book and this book only. if anybody defies the ancient laws, they will suffer. "great!" mohawk saw a bigger book. and a door. "is that a way out?" he pulled on it. creak. it swung open. he saw a spiral staircase. he ran through. "oh, no.." he looked out. "actually.." he noticed a portal to the gym. "oh, yes!!" he dived through. whack. "sabotage?" mohawk looked up. he was at the feet of gizmo. "should i dunk him and drown him?" gizmo pondered. "no." mohawk looked at the owner of the voice. george sat by the portal (the real one) back to the gym. "run!" mohawk said. they both dived in. oh, good old forest. mohawk thought.he saw a sign stuck on a tree. it read: the power that resides in the old wa. and the rest was wiped off. mohawk ran. so did george. "run run run!" they shot out. he suddenly saw more laser darts. "on second thoughts, dive dive, dive!" the darts hit walls. a huge, green space pod landed. the door swung open. "merry xmas." daffy hopped out. "hi!" lenny popped out. "ha ha!" "the old team!"mohawk pressed a button accidently. "uh oh.."crash! a huge, mega giant gremlin landed ontop of the ship. no, that isn't a real gremlin. mohawk thought."that's a giant robot gremlin space pod!RUN!" mohawk saw the sign again. he lookd another way. there was another one. ometh to all ka it made no sense. mohawk looked out. nor did anything else! he saw te robot grab daffy. "OMETH!" mohawk said. nothing happened."ometh to all ka!" an orange portal opened up in the sky. gizmo's portals were closing up. "ometh to all ka ! ometh to all ka!" they chanted. "OMETH TO ALL KAAAAAAAA!" they all screamed. all the portals sucked in. the gremlins, the books, and gizmo were pulled in."you will pay for this!" gizmo screamed. "you will regret you ever crossed me.. ha, ha ha ha ha!"his image puffed into smoke and floated away. "he'll be back." mohawk said. "but in the meantime, merry xmas!"

to be continued next xmas, in part one of, flight of the bat gremlin!

merry mogwai xmas:part 7

2008-12-23T14:45:00.002Z

"no!" mohawk saw gizmo run. "sorry," ali said. "for what?" "i need to go. long xmas wars story. " "ali, wait!"ali shot out through the skies. "george?" "yes?" "chase gizmo." "okay!" they both ran. it was like a maze. "i'm sure we saw that turn just a minute ago.." george said. "well, lets go. " george looked back. "mohawk? mohawk?" mohawk was running. he had seen where gizmo was going, and he could see where he would chase. same place. not same time."stop." gizmo's voice sounded."why?" gizmo raised a ray gun. "this!" pow!the ornaments exploded. mohawk shouted out. "hey!" "there are no ornaments!" whoops. sorry. mohawk dived. he grabbed a stick. "eat wood!" he threw it. gizmo's skin shuffled. "no, why would i eat wood?" came a voice from in him.a gremlin hand burst out. it was the seargent. "do you really think gizmo would read alan carr?" george was very close . "a ray gun?" he whispered. george picked it up. "and do you really thin-" pow!twang!pop!"oof!" a ray hit the seargent. the seargent clutched his heart. "no." the seargant exploded. back in the caves, gizmo was watching on a screen.!"no!"he then lurched forward. he heard mohawk talk. "yeah, can't wait until tomorrow." "why?" "christmas eve."gizmo pulled out a glowing stick of wood. mohawk's staff. "no wonder he likes it." gizmo got a box. "it will aid his death."

TO BE CONTINUED.........................................(also with a new adventure in spring, rise of the easter bunny)

something from last weekend

2008-12-23T14:23:00.002Z

hi! on saturday, then i got up and watched the TV, you know, and i actually saw a nightmare before xmas when i watched. and then i got out the dvd for the shakespeare code, and watched it on my telly in bed. later i had a bath, watched live at the apollo on iplayer, and then practiced for squeezebox rocks which was funnilly enough, on that day. then we got ready, and went. the colour of the backstage passes were first black, then red, now blue. and we were the 6th band on, and this is what happened. our band, duckrock, played 3 songs. 1:turquoise skies, by us.2:weather with you, by crowded house. 3:what are you doing, by us. we even caught in on the new camera thing.(flip action flip camera) this was us.

i am the one playing the keyboard. ok, sunday. it may surprise you that sunday was actually the popular brighton event, burning the clocks. so, the 21st. we went with our cuzzkinns sian+daniel and guess what? as kinda a bit usual, daniel was really tired. and when i say really, i mean really. so you think well, that probably was boring. but you're WRONG. the background music was actually on there, and i really strongly suspect that some of it was the X files theme tune. but also the idea i had for a cool alien plot would be like, really cool it would be...

CONFIDENTIAL!

i don't want any internet frauds who stumble across my blog to nick my idea. duhhhhh.
but this is the real actual footage.

also one MONDO PROBLEMO .. mohawk's foot is falling out. you'll be next,I tell you! u'll be next. (though you wouldn't be scared by bigfoot if his feet fell out)also on satty saturday we had to tape king kong, but i will see it soon. and today is tyooey tuesday, and i will go to an Xmas (not Xfiles) party. (who at Xmas would go to an X files party?)

the best part of gremlins 2

2008-12-19T17:11:00.001Z

mohawk rules.

mohawk is the very very best

2008-12-19T17:08:00.001Z

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZeZAAqlWic&eurl=http://wwwmohawkworld.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html

merry mogwai xmas part 6

2008-12-17T20:45:00.002Z

"yeah, yeah, yeah.." ali alien looked out to the dark . mohawk's head spun. "no!" he looked out. "well well well, look who it is, alan carr.."mohawk looked out."that isn't on anyone in this house's xmas list, because i should know.i live here." gizmo came out. one week untill xmas and you are still just sitting here, in the dark.." "that's not true!" "stay out of it, ali......." "yes it is true. you sleep here, and weep here. waiting untill xmas, to escape.." "no, that really is true." george said.

clustr map

2008-12-15T19:42:00.001Z

that is where people are reading my blog (mohawk's blog)

the adventues of mohawk:merry mogwai xmas part 5

2008-12-15T19:07:00.002Z

mohawk spun around.there was somehing scuttling in the tree.. mohawk looked up-too late!craak!the thing jumped down it-was-a silurian whiptailed scorpion-an action figure."oh, i regret i suggested leo could get one of them for xmas!"-mohawk said. whip!lash!crack!he scorpion whipped mohawk. thump!he hit the floor. "no!" george screamed. "nooooooooo!" the scorpion scuttled off. "wee,ooh.." "oh,god.." george said. mohawk's pulse raced.."wee ee, ooh.." gizmo leaped down."i have the cure." "what is the price?we have electronics.."ali offered."no. i want the tree." "the tree? this is huge, you'll never get it out...."george said. "then, i shall leave." gizmo's body shimmered. he dissappeared. "no!no,no no no-" mohawk's heart was going to stop soon. very soon."uugh..the tree-give..-him the..the t- the t-" mohawk was unconcious again. "gizmo.GIZMO!" ALI SHOUTED. "what? i never left.""the cure. you can have the tree. " "the cure-"

"the cure-" "is this."peeow!gizmo threw a dart. it hit the foot of mohawk. "wha.." mohawk's eyes shimmered. "his pulse is getting weaker!"mohawk's eyes snapped open. "merry.." "yes? " "merry christmas!" whuhay! "to gizmo. electrocute!" pow! a laser shot out his thumb. "ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha!" gizmo ran off. pow!pow!

"wait, wait. this is missing out what was in the dart--!"ali said. "the dart was full of-probably of....mad goop. -temporary mad goop!- " "yey!" they went. "hang on," "how do we escape?" to be contineud...

the adventures of mohawk:merry mogwai xmas part 4

2008-12-15T18:18:00.003Z

mohawk kept running. oh god! !"whup!ow!"he tripped.hekept running. ow,his leg hurt. he pitched his tent in the woods. "well,i suppose that o tragedy is as bad a-"ali alien was hurtling towards him."ali!a little space-"neoooooooooooooooooooooo!crash!"oh,ali!ihad that put up properly!" hey..mohawk thought. what's that shape there...?... he looked to his left. there was a circle of trees. a green holographic film surrounded them. the film rippled,and ahand came through-a mogwai hand-.

"George!" said mohawk. it was his old mogwai buddy george. "hi,mohawk!"george said. "and you'll be coming with me." george said. "no! not you!"george grabbed mohawk-----"only joking!" george snickered."ha ha."mohawk looked, and saw the green mist twirl. it turned red."george..""yeah?" mohawk saw the mist spin."i think we have a problem with the portal.."a cracking noise sounded. suddenly the whole portal froze into rock."what??"suddenly a crack formed. it ran through the ground. "ok.."geore said. "ali?" mohawk called. "what are you doing in there?"he lifted up the tent. ali was lying down. a green laser dart was potruding from his back. suddenly the air was full of them."down!" george shouted. they all dived down. mohawk grabbed up his staff. "not yet!"he saw a dart whizz towards him. boing!it bounced off his staff. the darts stopped. "ali-"mohawk looked. ali was gone. "unghh...."ali was in the hands of a six foot gremlin. "ha ha ha ha ha!"the gremlin dived into the crack. "george, i think that gremlin wasn't laughing nicely.george?george?"he looked. george was gone too. "ya!" he skidded down the crack. he saw ali. ali was on a ledge, unconcious. "ali.."he shot down the crack past. he grabbed a branch. "hee,hee hee.." the gremlin was on a ledge."you!"he shouted. the gremlin flickered, and dissappeared. a robot thing that dissappears?this was his worst xmas ever. he looked, and saw a cave in the wall. he swung across. "hup!"his feet hit the ground. he walked in. there was a robot guard. "access code," it asked in a robotic voice."merry xmas to you,too." he said hopefully. "you shall pass."the robot said. no, this never happens. i guessed right. oh,no. this is a trap. mohawk spun back around. a huge boulderfell and blocked the door. he went further into the cave. "wee,ooh"he heard gizmo's singing. "wee ee ooh" he looked up. on a throne, was a...................................

gremlin. "bow before me, i'm seargent of arms."the gremlin said. "and i'm gizmo,the king of the evil,"mohawk sat by a stone and looked as hard as he could."where are you?" he said. vweeeep!the robot gremlin appeared. you aren't gizmo... he thought. "oh,but i am.." the gremlin must be phsycic.. mohak thought. "wee,ooh.." the gremlin sung. he reached to a stone on the wall. greeeeep.. a noise went. the gremlin melted into green goop.the green goop re-assembled itself into the furry mogwai, gizmo."merry xmas.." gizmo said. "ali!nooo!"gizmo was holding ali alien. "and a happy new year. " gizmo dropped ali. "noooooooooooooooooooooo!"ali fell. and fell, and fell, and..

pop! ali landed neatly in his spaceship. " thanks,george." the robot guard lifted his helmet-it was george."george." "thanks!you let me in!"ali pushed a button on his console. "and now we're going to get you out." a missile shot out the back of his ship. boom!"well thanks."mohawk hopped onto the roof of the ship. george ran to the cave door. "blocked!" he said."hey, ali. matrix cross your b button with your nine string and pogo cross. "ali did it. the bloulder shimmered, and dissappeared. "i learned science." mohawk said."get them!" gizmo screeched. "run!" george said.ali made his ship fly as fast as possible. george ran. mohawk-well mohawk just ran too.-. the cave shut behind them. they saw another portal. "jump!" mohawk shouted. they all went in. they- they were under a christmas tree.

mohawk's mini adventures-scorpio

2008-12-15T13:06:00.002Z

mohawk was walking down the street. he looked into a shop-wow!asnowlauncher-with it's own snow in the loader! -i'll never afford it-. he thought. "hey!you!"there was a man in a hat in a corner. "could you have change for a pound?"no answer."pleeeeaaase?" he said. "ok, sorry,you just heard some bad news,right?" no answer. mohawk looked into the sky."yeah,i get that.." he looked back. "well,i-"the man was gone."really!some people are so rude."then he heard a voice "oh,really," he spun round. a tall man,a long,black coat-and a fedora pulled down over his face. "right,you-"mohawk pulled up his hat. "no,anyone but no one! a cyborg!" a robotic face stared back." a tape, in a case!" he kicked an empty can on the floor. "why are some robots worse than others?" the cyborg was standing. "still,no one doesn't like rain?" he shook up a big huge bottle of fizzy water. "really?you love rain?"he undid the cap. fooooooooooooooooosh!!!a fountain whizzed up.it drenched the cyborg. "system overload!system overload!"boooom! the cyborg exploded.

merry mogwai xmas:exclusive clip

2008-12-15T13:03:00.001Z

mohawk kept running? what?oh god,they were gaining on. "whup!ow!"he tripped. oh no. they were ten feet away."keep off," the clip ends. coming soon.

mogwai

2008-12-14T18:09:00.002Z

mogwai are actually featured in ancient chinese culture. i got this of wikkypeedeare.(wikipedia)

According to Chinese tradition, mogwai are certain demons, which often inflict harm on humans. They are said to reproduce sexually during mating seasons triggered by the coming of rain. Supposedly, they take care to breed at these times because rain signifies rich and full times ahead.^[1]

The term "mo" derives from the Sanskrit "Mara",^{[citation needed]} meaning 'evil beings', which shares a cognate with the Persian "Magi" from which the English word "magic" derives.^[2] In Hinduism and Buddhism, Mara determines fates of death and desire that tether people to an unending cycle of reincarnation and suffering. He is the source of evil and purposely leads people to sin, misdeeds and self-destruction.^[3] Meanwhile, "gui" does not necessarily mean 'evil' or demonic spirits. Classically, it simply means deceased spirits or souls of the dead. Nevertheless, in modern Chinese, it has evolved to refer usually to the dead spirits or ghosts of non-family members that may take vengeance on living humans who caused them pain when they were still living. It is common for the living to redress their sins by sacrificing money to gui by burning (usually fake) paper banknotes so that gui can have funds to use in their afterlife.^[4]

Notably, the modern popular use of mogui as 'demonic' and gui as 'devils' is somewhat a consequence of Western influences as Chinese-language biblical texts translate the Satan in the Book of Job and the Greek term 'diabolos' as mogui.

list of gremlins!

2008-12-14T15:03:00.002Z

Gizmo

Gizmo was the source of all the gremlins to appear in the films. He is a brown and white mogwai who likes to sing and watch television. Unlike the rest of his species, Gizmo is kind, friendly, but not as much fun as mohawk.

Gizmo was first seen in the first Gremlins film when Randal Peltzer 'purchased' it from Mr. Wing, to give to his son, Billy, as a Christmas present. Billy's friend Pete comes in and accidentally spills water on Gizmo. The first batch of mogwai siblings (including Stripe), are more mean-spirited than Gizmo and deliberately manipulate Billy into breaking more of the rules. It is implied that the first batch was jealous of Gizmo for being Billy's favorite. After the mogwais were fed after midnight they turn into pupas and then hatch as Gremlins. Four of these were killed within the Peltzers' home; the survivor was Stripe, which escapes and multiplies at a YMCA pool.

After defeating the army of gremlins in a movie theater, Billy went to stop Stripe from getting to the water again. Gizmo, having escaped Kate (who was then holding him), was able to kill Stripe by exposing him to bright light. At the end of the first film, he was taken back to New York City by Mr. Wing for safekeeping.

In Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Gizmo was snatched by a mad scientist, after the death of Mr. Wing, to be dissected. Fortunately, Billy heard a mailman sing the song Gizmo sang, and snuck Gizmo out of the lab. When Billy leaves Gizmo for a 'business meeting', Gizmo escapes and is wet, which spawns the second batch of gremlins including Mohawk, Daffy, George, and Lenny.

Gizmo was then imprisoned and tortured by these gremlins, but ultimately killed Mohawk and assisted in the destruction of the other Gremlins. Thereafter he rejoined Billy.

Gizmo also makes a cameo appearances in adult cartoons such as Family Guy, South Park, and Code Monkeys.

Tiger Electronics (makers of the Furby interactive toys) made a Gizmo-like furby as film memorabilia for the first Gremlins movie. Gizmo used a basic furby body with alterations such as the addition of arms and a less beaklike mouth. The Gizmo furby also featured the voice used for the character in the movie.

[edit] First Gremlins

The following gremlins appear in the first film.

[edit] The First Batch

Gizmo's first spawn, which included Stripe, conspired to trick Billy into feeding them after midnight by apparently cutting the power cord to his clock leaving it stuck at 11:37 PM to make Billy believe it is not yet midnight. Apart from Stripe, none of the other members of are given names. Shorlty after they become Gremlins, the first batch begin causing havoc in the Peltzers' house. Mrs. Peltzer locates three of them in the kitchen, one of which who is eating her gingerbread cookies. He sticks his head into a blender, which Mrs. Peltzer turns on and kills him. A second Gremlin attacks her by throwing plates at her, but she fends off his attacks and then stabs him to death with a knife. The third Gremlin throws a tray at her but before he can really attack her, she sprays him with bug spray, knocking him into a microwave. She turns on the microwave in which the Gremlin violently explodes - a highlight of the film. Mrs. Peltzer heads into the living room upon hearing noises and attacks a Christmas stocking, believing a Gremlin is within, but it is just a toy. The fourth Gremlin attacks Mrs. Peltzer from behind, hidden in the Christmas tree. The two wrestle to the floor until Billy runs into, arms himself with an ornamental sword and decapitates the Gremlin, leaving Stripe the only survivor of the first batch until his death.

[edit] Earl

Earl was the first Mogwai to transform into a Gremlin, and the first Mogwai to be seen on screen in his Gremlin Transformation, albeit very briefly. He was the sixth to be spawned when Billy took Gizmo to see his old science teacher, Roy Hanson. Billy demonstrated what happened when Gizmo came into contact with water. Hanson then kept Earl in a cage and conducted tests on him, taking blood samples which he appeared to hate. After the teacher left him within reach of food, Earl ate after midnight. After hatching as a Gremlin he killed Hanson with a syringe (seemingly in retaliation for the earlier tests) and attacked Billy he escaped through a vent and later met up with the others. He was killed with all the rest of the gremlins in the movie theater when it blew up.

It should be noted that shortly after birth he showed a nature very similar to Gizmo, greeting him shortly after he had spawned, both creatures tapping on the box in a somewhat friendly nature. He was the only Gremlin who initially showed no animosity to Gizmo. While in Hanson’s care he didn’t show any maliciousness until Hanson leaves a half eaten sandwich, which he then takes in. (because it wanted to transform into a Gremlin for revenge against Hanson) . This is explained in the novelizations as the fact that there are two types of mogwai: the minority mogwai and the majority mogwai. The minority mogwai, like Gizmo and Earl, are cute and nice and good, and only turn evil when they eat after midnight and turn into gremlins. The majority mogwai, like most of the other mogwais seen in the film, start out as evil and mischievous at birth.

[edit] Stripe

Stripe was the main antagonist of Gremlins. When one of Billy's friends gets Gizmo wet, five new mogwai popped out of his back, one of which is Stripe. All of them looked virtually identical to Gizmo (with a few minor changes, such as weight, fur or size features. They might also have slightly mischievous grins, such as Mogwai Stripe did.) Stripe, the leader of the new Mogwai, had a white stripe of fur on his head. Later all of the Mogwai, with the exception of Gizmo, eat after midnight and become gremlins. All of them are killed by Billy and his mom, but Stripe escapes to the YMCA where he jumps into the pool and creates thousands of new gremlins. Stripe and his offspring attack the town and eventually meet up at a movie theater to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Stripe leaves to go get candy. While he is gone, Billy and Gizmo blow up the movie theater leaving Stripe as the last gremlin. Later, Stripe and Billy fight in the toy store. Stripe approached a fountain and dipped his finger in the water, about to spawn more gremlins. In the end, Stripe is killed when Gizmo exposes him to sunlight. He was voiced by Lego stop-motion animator Michael Fowler and voice actor and sound effects artist Frank Welker, and it began Fowler's entertainment career at age 10.

Stripe made a cameo appearance on a BT Business Commercial.

[edit] Caroling Gremlins

A team of gremlins who conspired with Stripe to kill Mrs. Deagle. The Gremlins performed the movies theme tune dressed in Christmas clothes (Hats, mittens, etc.) on Mrs. Deagle's doorstep while another gremlin sabotaged her stairlift. A terrified Mrs. Deagle then used the stairlift to get away from the gremlins. Moments later she was catapulted by the out of control stairlift out of an upstairs window. It appears as though the Gremlins have some sort of grudge against Mrs. Deagle. Considering Stripe personally seeks her out. And when Stripe sees a sign outside. Potraying the name: Deagle Constructions, Stripe then Snarls, Deagle...Deagle, Deagle Deagle.... Then proceeding to order the other Gremlins up against the small outcrop that Stripes resting against.

[edit] Pub gremlins

Various gremlins appear in the pub scene along with Stripe. It is easy to see that they are wreaking havoc, and enjoying themselves. Stripe himself was seen playing poker next to a gremlin posing as his female poker partner. This gremlin tips Stripe off that an opposing player is cheating, so Stripe shoots him.

[edit] Mugger

The mugger gremlin was in Kate's pub with the other gremlins. He wore a hat with three holes in it covering his face like a mask. He was about to shoot Kate with a gun until Billy drove his car through the pub with its headlights shining, stunning the creature.

[edit] Flasher

The flasher gremlin was a gremlin wearing a coat which he opens as if to flash Kate. This followed through to the sequel with another Gremlin doing the same thing. He was seen later in the movie theater watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs where he's killed. but in the second movie, there is a second flasher with the same clothes.

[edit] Bogart

The Bogart gremlin was wearing a suit and fedora, much like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. He's seen smoking a cigarette and digging jazz music by himself, much like a beatnik or hipster would. Later he is knocked out by a beer glass thrown by another gremlin.

[edit] The New Batch

The following Gremlins appear in the second film.

[edit] Mohawk

Mohawk a.k.a. the "Spider Gremlin" was the first leader of the gremlins in Gremlins 2: The New Batch later set on fire by gizmo. He is more cool and more evil than Stripe was, and obviously much cuter, and way more of a good leader than stripe could ever be. He first started out as a black and white mogwai with sharp teeth and a white Mohawk like Stripe did, he also had large ears that resembled small bat wings. He was one of the mogwai who stuffed Gizmo in the air ventilation shaft.which was a good idea,because then daffy replaced gizmo. He ate after midnight and turned into a gremlin, which was dark green and had large reptile like spines on his head which went down his back instead of Stripe's puff of hair at the top of his head. The first actual view that was given of him in the film to clue in what he will look like was when his spikes shot out of his pod like a jackknife. He was seen in full view when he was attacking a man in the security room, but was scared away when Billy shined a flashlight in his face, which billy now utterly regrets. He constantly annoyed Gizmo using electrical cords, a copier, Velcro, and a toy train . Mohawk tried to kill Billy in the lab with a machine gun, but missed Billy, shooting many test tubes and a gremlin. He mutated himself into a spider gremlin composite by drinking spider DNA. He was killed in the movie by getting set on fire by Gizmo with a flaming arrow, which was actually a pencil with a bottle of White-Out shoved on the end. Ironically, excluding the Bat Gremlin, Mohawk is the first of the new batch to die, Stripe being the last of the first batch to perish in the first film. Mohawk is the first (in his after pupis stage form) and the final boss (in his mutated form) in the Gremlins 2 The New Batch NES game

[edit] Brain

Brain appears as a brown mutated gremlin with glasses and is voiced by tony randall. His mutation was caused by a mutagenetic brain hormone which he consumed in the Clamp Building laboratories; his intelligence was greatly increased as a result,which made him replace mohawk, which nobody wanted and he gained spectacles out of nowhere. For a gremlin, he is well articulated and cultured and has a normal/human sounding voice, though his mischievous nature still prevails; with the absence of Mohawk, he prepares to lead all the gremlins to the world outside. At one point he contacts a stock broker, advising his clients to invest in "canned foods and shotguns", an obvious allusion to the chaos the Gremlins were going to wreak on society. He was also being interviewed by Grandpa Fred in one scene describing the gremlin-type of civilization, and shot a gremlin that was annoying him, an action that he agrees is not civilized but fun, showing that he's as evil as the rest of the Gremlins.

Brain was shown singing the all-gremlin version of "New York, New York". At the end of the movie, he was blasted with water and killed by getting electrocuted with the rest of the gremlins (comically, he finishes the song with his dying breath, his voice returning back to a normal gremlin voice indicating that the shock reverted him back to normal). In the original draft, Brain was supposed to have a different death: After singing "New York, New York", Gizmo shoots a dart that injects him with a helium serum, causing him to bloat like a balloon and float out a window to his doom. This was cut out.

In the novelization of the film by David Bischoff, he is named Mr. Glasses.

It should be noted that though he is one of the main villains, and commercials for the movie depicted him keeping Gizmo bound and gagged, he and Gizmo have no screen time together in the movie.

[edit] Daffy

Daffy a.k.a. the "Dentist Gremlin" is a lighter shade of green than most gremlins, and a few thick yellow strands of "hair" that hang limply in the manner of the original incarnation of Daffy Duck. His most recognizable features are his large, round eyes, which whirl constantly in a chaotic manner. He is hyper and has a warped sense of humor, and is constantly laughing hysterically. He first appears when Gizmo got wet and is seen bouncing around until he hits a wall and uncurls, immediately beginning his crazy antics by throwing paint everywhere. He is taken back to the apartment of Billy and Kate when Kate mistakes him for Gizmo, Daffy causing a mess in the apartment. He is taken back to the Clamp building by Billy to find the other Gremlins but he attacks a security guard and escapes. He later reappears in a cooking show, now a Gremlin, and sits in a boiling pot of noodles while George and Lenny blow up a microwave, setting off a sprinkler system and spawning more Gremlins. He appears briefly dressed as a repairman messing about with the controls for an elevator, and then knocks out Billy who is in search for Gizmo, straps him to a chair and attempts to pull his teeth out using dentistry equipment. Mr. Futterman comes to Billy's rescue by fending off Daffy with a dentist light. Daffy appears for one last time in the lobby with most of the other Gremlins, seen wearing a goofy mask on the right hand side of the Brain Gremlin. Daffy is killed by the Electric Gremlin along with the others, although his death is only seen in a deleted scene where he dies laughing. Named after Daffy Duck.

[edit] Electric

The electric gremlin consists of and has the power to absorb and control electricity. He obtained these powers by drinking a hormone in the genetics lab (this hormone is introduced when Billy first enters the lab, in a scene where twin scientist Martin and Lewis show Dr. Catheter the effect it has on sewer rats). He is also the one who killed Dr. Catheter. While Billy was talking to Mr. Clamp, he comes through an electrical outlet to try to kill them. Billy was able to trap him within the building's phone system by putting him on hold. He was used to kill the gremlins in the final scene of the movie and, at the same time, he was also killed by using too much of his power.

[edit] George

George is grouchy and tough, resembling Edward G. Robinson. He had the idea to put metal pots and pans in the microwave at the cooking show, which caused the sprinkler system to activate. He was seen in the toy department when he was building a Lego gremlin, but it was knocked over by Lenny. George seems to be unable to stand Lenny but, despite this, is seen directly next to him in every scene that the two are in. He, Lenny and Daffy were killed by getting electrocuted, his melting body seen with a cigarette protruding out of what remains of his mouth. Partly based on George in the book Of Mice and Men.

[edit] Lenny

Lenny is a tall, idiotic, light skinned, bucktoothed gremlin. He is generally the least aggressive or dangerous gremlin, he is also the only one not to have razor sharp fangs instead he has human like teeth with big buckteeth that stick out in front. He is George's partner in crime as he is always following him, George often used him for heavy lifting but Lenny often accidentally hit him with everything he carried greatly annoying George. He is killed along with the remaining gremlins when the electric gremlin is unleashed after they are sprayed with a hose. He is partly based on Lenny from the book Of Mice and Men.

[edit] Vegetable

The Vegetable Gremlin was the first gremlin mutant and is half vegetable and half gremlin. He mutated after drinking vegetable DNA in the Splice O' Life Inc. He also attacks somebody at the salad bar. A running gag involved The Vegetable Gremlin, in which a piece was taken from his back and put into martini. The gag was featured twice in the film. Once towards the end with a gremlin and, in a deleted scene, during the gremlin chaos scene with Microwave Marge. He was killed by getting electrocuted.

[edit] Bat

The third gremlin mutation in the movie, was a hybrid of a bat. This occurred after a gremlin drank bat DNA. He was also injected with genetic sunblock by Brain and set free out of the Clamp building. When he was outside of the building, he attacked Mr. Futterman. Mr. Futterman won the battle by covering him with cement, which hardened as he flew away and landed on a pillar, turning him into a gargoyle.

[edit] Phantom

One Gremlin parodies the Phantom of the Opera franchise, namely the musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber and the 1920s horror film. After half of his face is deliberately splashed with corrosive acid, Phantom dawns a white facemask to cover his burns, although he actually cackles at his scarring. Phantom appears in the lobby finale where the Gremlins have a musical number, seen playing a Gremlin-sized pipe organ until another Gremlin dressed as a damsel removes his mask, revealing his scarred face. He angrily attacks the Gremlin and points menacingly at the camera, his figure blurring reminscent to the a scene from the 1920s film. He presumably dies with the other Gremlins.

[edit] Greta

The Female gremlin was another mutation after a gremlin drank a chemical that could change his gender (even though Gremlins are effectively asexual). The resulting creature was bright green with green hair; she wears a dress and had big red lips. She is otherwise harmless, like Gizmo, except for her affections for Forster, one of Clamps management team. She was also shown in the musical sequence. At the end of the movie, she 'married' Forster. She was the only gremlin in the film that was confirmed to have survived.

[edit] Secretary Gremlin

One of the first spawned Gremlins to appear, this Gremlin severely injured the secretary of Daniel Clamp by putting a mousetrap in her sandwich. Clamp runs out upon hearing his secretary scream and finds the Gremlin waiting for him. The Gremlin throws a coffee mug at Clamp and after laughing hysterically, ducks out of sight. Clamp avoids the attack and rounds the secretary's desk to look for the Gremlin, only to be ambushed by the Gremlin who tries to bite his nose off. Clamp manages to catch the Gremlin in a paper shredder, slicing him to pieces. This death references to a Gremlin's death in a microwave in the first film, the shredder idea suggested by Joe Dante's wife.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Gremlins"

bloggo!

2008-12-12T16:44:00.003Z

hi! on my bloggo it is mohawk world, but go to jaller's world too! (jakob's new blog) but one extra thingy thingo- xmas countdown! 13 days to go till xmas. and when xmas comes, there'll be more posts on jad's blog! (look out its spiderpig) also theres a new game on cbbc---tag team! play oucho's one. anyway-byo byo for nowo nowo.

beddy bies.com

2008-12-11T13:51:00.005Z

hi! soz, but you'll have to wait a bit for mohawk's next bit of the adventure. i will know tell and show you about mohawks bed. here is a piccy piccy. actually one sec, i need to give you mohawk's message-hi!-ok, here's the pics.

yeah, cool,eh? doh,our guinea pig died. still, i can start showing you this linkolinko to septimus heap's spells and charm page. it may go to the homepage. though who cares? not me. ok, here is my usey useful guide to spells-click on spells it is a link.pluso pluso i have a question for you. riddley. if you are racing a postman along a street with two hundred houses, who would win? answer
you could work it out or you could cheat. you can decide.

the adventures of mohawk :merry mogwai christmas part 3

2008-12-10T16:49:00.002Z

mohawk looked towards the christmas trees beside where he was, and it started to snow. as he noticed the christmas trees were not xmas trees at all. they where huge gremlins. "ahh. that looks bad."mohawk said. "attack, my troops " a particularly large gremlin said. "attack!" they advanced. "you," mohawk said.."should run." he snapped his fingers. " stripe," he called. stripe, as a mogwai, appeared behind the boulder. "check my face, but i am not wearing a mask." the gremlin leader said."a mask of somebody stupid, troops.." they attacked. "hup!" he whacked. "clash" went the weapons. "but boss," one said. "didn't gizmo say he wanted mohawk alive?" mohawk gasped. gizmo?that was his arch enemy. "snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted. he was like a snow cannon, firing snowballs at the gremlins. gizmo?i thought he went,since he took the bus to his uncle's.....his uncle was an evil gremlin. "yah!" mohawk threw a huge snowball at them. he ran to behind the boulder and picked up his staff. he threw half of his old staff lying on the ground. ahh. he thought. gizmo wants to turn me into one of his gremlin troops? but he has many...oh. he wants me alive. he must make his first blood. "oy!"he got kicked. "they saw me." he said quietly. "stop.." said the leader. "get out the cage." mohawk was shoved into a metal cage. the door was locked. he was trapped. "where are you taking me?" he asked."you, mohawk, shall be reunited. with gizmo." "no!! let go, now! lemme out! i have friends, powerful friends. " "ha! i doubt that," "because we have a record. you are currently miles away from any content of weapons or friends. you,mohawk,are done for." mohawk clicked the latch. "not so far!" he threw a snowball in the leader's eye. "ouch!" mohawk ran. "we will meet again, very soon, mohawk ." "troops! get after him." "DOH!" mohawk shouted. he was afraid, but still had one trick. "look!a dinosaur!" he said. "where? i don't see a .." mohawk was running. " DOH!" and soon, he would meet his salvation.

adventures of mohawk: merry mogwai christmas part 2

2008-12-09T20:27:00.002Z

mohawk saw the gremlin get up. it was still wearing the santa claus hat-scorched by the explosion-which was hiding under it a fencing sword. he took it out. mohawk grabbed his staff he had hidden behind the boulder. they fought. "we wish you a merry-" the gremlin sang. "-chri-chri-" mohawk whacked him on the head with his staff. "christmas, and a happy new year." mohawk said. the gremlin leaped up. "you mogwai!no concept of christmas spirit here.." "then i'll take you off my xmas card list then.merry christmas." he hit the gremlin down. "merry mogwai christmas." the gremlin thrusted out with his sword. he knocked mohawk back. whack! mohawk hit the ground. mohawk grabbed up his staff. their weapons clashed in the air. whack! mohawk then drew a spearhead out. he mounted it ontop of his staff. "well, this is cool.." he aimed the spear. "and, stop. you know i wouldn't use this on you." "why?" "because the time of year is xmas, and not even hitler could kill with a spear on xmas. " the gremlin pulled out a sharper broadsword. WHACK! their weapons clashed. "my sword works!" "not on my life--"mohawk whacked the gremlin. pow! the gremlin hit the wall. it threw the fencing sword. "no!" mohawk dived out the way. it slipped past the boulder- to hit the tree. "dammit!" clash whack! the weapons clashed . mohawk's staff was chopped in half. "oh, now i'm really dead." mohawk muttered. the broadsword thrusted forward. mohawk hurled a rock off of the ground . it dented the hilt of the sword. mohawk picked up some glue. super glue. "SQUIRT! SPLAT!" it splurged out on the ground. the gremlin thrust his sword into the spot where the glue was for a second- he did not see the glue- and pulled on the sword. it seemed to have got stuck. "dammit. er..."mohawk grabbed up a spare staff. "no, come out.."he tugged. "OOf!" mohawk hit the gremlin in the belly." haddam! yaaa!" the gremlin made that noise. the gremlin was dead. but the worst was yet to come- in the adentures of mohawk:merry mogwai christmas.

adventures of mohawk: merry mogwai christmas part 1

2008-12-09T19:31:00.003Z

mohawk was at the gym, having a work out when he heard a crash. he pushed open a door to reveal a sports bag that had fallen off of a shelf. "hey!" he said. "i'm not scared. this is halloween not xmas..." a lock slid open to the door."very funny, stripe." the latch to door clicked... "i heard that joke ages ago, tricky guy.." a voice sounded from outside the door. it sounded like fingernails scraped on ice. it said "you know you want to show yourself. ten seconds and i will open the door.." mohawk saw a window. locked. damn. he ran to the cupboard and saw a hatch to outside.. he fumbled on the latch. "one.." he picked at the latch. "two" he looked for another way out. "three..." he saw a window without a lock. he tried to push it open. "four.." he leaned a gainst the hatch and the hatch opened. "five.." he went out."oh, i'll just go in!" said the voice. a gremlin came in. "no! he left the gym." mohawk's voice sounded. "how do you expect me to live through your speeches of why you want to kill me? " he chucked a football. it hit the gremlin on the head. "and now, i really do like it. fun, fun fun! " he jumped out the door behind the gremlin. "bye!!" mohawk ran out. he skidded to a stop at the lockers. the gremlin was approaching. "come to find you..." the gremlin said.mohawk threw a locker key out and it hit the gremlin. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" it screamed. mohawk ran, and spun around. a gremlin was wearing a santa hat, and said"merry christmas!"the gremlin barreled towards him. mohawk was cornered. the window was locked. aha! a door. ah!he locked it off, he's past it.mohawk saw a hole in the wall. he ran the way through the hole. the gremlin followed him out. mohawk grabbed a rugby ball lying in the mud. he threw it at the gremlin. "touchdown!"the gremlin was hit by the ball so hard that the ball bounced off. the ball shot through the air towards mohawk. he spotted a needle. he threw the needle out and it punctured the ball. "hisssssssssssssssssssss...." the ball went. he saw the gremlin. it seemed to be holding a sack, like a santa sack. but the sack was full of grenades. explosives. hand grenades. it threw the whole sack at mohawk. three seconds until it exploded he had three seconds to run. three. he ran out a few steps. two. he saw a boulder. one. he dived behind it. zero. "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" mohawk was unharmed. he knew that if there was any thing that usually happened at christmas-in all consepts-was chaos.

library green pig

2008-12-09T18:23:00.002Z

hello! i am at the little green pig anthology launch here- really cool! i am in the library and on page 12 of the anthology then it is actually all my work. i am actually here in the library for the first time posting on this little bloggy- yeah! and the anthology is out now- the little green pig anthology! cooloh! anyway my blog is a genius now. socool. anyway this is really live- need to go soon. but right now use your mind and post on ya blog! duh!

my blog readability

2008-12-09T17:00:00.001Z

TV Reviews

my blog is a genius! i had no idea a thing like this since it is such a new blog to be so clever! bye.

mohawk scarfy (part 2)

2008-12-08T10:39:00.004Z

hello! heres part 2 of mohawk scarfy. a photo of him wearing it. plus, the scarf is actually taller than him when you put it up vertically. almost twice his hight. but this is it.

just sec while i take the pic and download it onto the pc... here! pic one,he's wearing the scarf..

and here shows the fact that even a scarf can tower over him, but he likes it!

hee hee! i have an annoying cough, and mohawk doesn't really like it because he could catch it and a little disease like that could actually hurt a mogwai. soon i will take a pic of his bed... but not yet. soony. soonish. in another post.

mohawk scarfy!

2008-12-08T10:28:00.001Z

hi! i knitted a scarfy warfy for mohawk and it is really nice he says. i will maybe put a pic of it on in my next post, but i am logged on as the wrong person on the pc....bye and see you very very soon!

mohawk world

2008-12-06T08:52:00.003Z

hi! soon i may come back with some gremlinology, but not long after i have given you the exact information mohawk wanted me to give you. this is it "now first, i want all my readers to go to these 2 links. and second:if you blog, and you aren't following this blog yet, then join, for the wonderful sake of mohawk world." that was the exact words that were in his mouth when he went to bed. plus he also wanted you to go to my other posts, but nevertheless he wants you to click on these 2 links. look out its spiderpig and also mark3travelmachine . and always remember: the address to this blog is wwwmohawkworld.blogspot.com .want a pic? ok, i'll put a new one in the sidebar. heres a one for the post.

and THAT is mohawk's world. the whole wide world of it. and he or she who betrays the mighty mohawk will be crushed by the most metallic cheese sandwich ever. so dare defy him...and die. ok, heres a video!
and one more vid..

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

cool pic of mohawk and pals+gizmo

2008-12-04T09:13:00.001Z

here's a pic of mogwais having some fun. bye.

bye now.

DENTIST.....

2008-12-03T17:47:00.005Z

there's a dentist trip today! we did it allready, but never the less, IT HAPPENED which means i COULD have some photos of the stickers they gave me at the dentist's as dentists always do...... i do! papadoodoo! ha! anyway.....

her's the pics....

actually i won't give you pics cos i don't have any.... soz!
but i do have a link to outnumbered.http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ftbfq

it may not turn out as a link.heres a pic of stuff.
yeah. cool eh?

heres a pic of mohawk and his buddies.

hee hee!
ha ha!
ho ho!
shut up.

that is so gremlins 1!

events in the advents

2008-12-03T13:42:00.003Z

hi! welcome to... my blog, duh. seen mohawk lately? he LOVES xmas so he can't wait. here's a pic of what mohawk'll do if i get a gizmo for xmas(apart from ask me to take some photos of them)

well, you see the mohawk in that pic? thats the version of mohawk i reeeeely want for xmas. here is another pic of it!(him)
SO CUTE!

hi reeeeeeeeeeders

2008-12-02T09:39:00.002Z

hi! my sister goes to an animation thing and this is the video! listen out for someone saying "hullo" just before a skateboard appears on screen. her's the video. and the picture of a wierd face with two tongues sticking out? i saw that being drawn. yep. i saw everything that i could have seen, and, frankly, well.... ok i didn't see all that i could have seen, but just watch the video ok? goodoh.

LESSON III:

spider gremlins are created by when a gremlin or mogwai drinks spider dna. say your mogwai did, when it turned into a gremlin, it would be a gremlin with spider legs and eight of them. goodbye.

sorry to cut short, my shoes broke and i have to get them back from the shoe menders.

BYE.

my blog's birthday!

2008-12-01T16:58:00.005Z

hooray! woohoo! my blog is one whole month old, that is so cool, because the arcive is so huge, it's like i have had my blog for a year! wow! and it means that mohawk is so happy! and i had no idea that gremlins could grow so big! look at the video to see. yeah, i thought they only grew small too, but i don't create the laws of gremlinology.

LESSON TWO:

this lesson of gremlinology is themed of gremlins, not mogwai. how to keep your mogwai from being one is: don't feed them after midnight. but they can grow huger than trains, but you have a good advantage when they are big. play dead. gremlins only reak havoc, and they don't in any cases seen before eat people. how to keep them from growing to mutants and that sort of thing will be in my next installmeant of.... gremlinology. end lesson.

mohawk wants you to see his everlasting happiness when he heard xmas coming...
sn(mohawk)w style.

aaahhh, how mogwais love christmas. and there is a song mohawk likes to do with snow he wants to post.....

nice music. like this music!

ahhh...... that really reminds me of our holiday in greece. woohoo! want the lyrics? they are hilarious, but i don't have them. you still want them? go look on look out its spiderpig or something! jingle bells next!

and, simpsons xmas.

bye reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeder. i spelt it reeeder as reeeeeeeder because it is signature copyright mohawk world.

BYE.

the wide world of gremlinology

2008-11-30T20:56:00.002Z

hi! do you want to learn gremlinology? if you don't, i advise you go away for this part of the post, because duh, this is my first lesson of gremlinology!

LESSON 1:

how to keep a gremlin or mogwai, is very easy once you get the hang of it, but some mogwais just are natturally hard to keep. the crazy gremlin is a large example of craziness among gremlins, which is practically why we call him the crazy gremlin. but moving on, keep them out of any light, especially sunlight, it will kill any gremlin apart from if it has taken genetic sunblock through a syringe, or injecting needle. and keep mogwai and gremlins away from water. don't give them any water to drink, and certainly don't give one a bath. all the rules apply to both gremlins and mogwais. lesson two next time will be especially on gremlins.

hi there, i expect you have skipped the lesson if you are not of gremlinologist blood, and this is a link you may find interesting.

/www.arrowofengland.blogspot.com/ superheroe themed. and another....

wwwuchoob.blogspot.com ok, bye for now.

septimus heap, magyk

2008-11-28T10:15:00.007Z

hi, readers!mohawk is happy now, not that he ever wasn't, if you want links you ca- you don't want links? aah well, looks like it's back to the ol' drawing board for me then......not likely! here's an extract from septimus heap:book one magyk.

Silas Heap pulled his cloak tightly around him against the snow.it had been a long walk through the orest, and he was chilled to the bone.

but in his pockets he had the herbs that Galen,the physik woman, had given him for his new baby boy,Septimus,who had been born earlier that day. Silas drew closer to the castle, and he could see the lights flickering through the trees as candles were placed in the windows of the narrow houses, clustered outside the walls.

good? it damn well is! my review:

good, exciting, SCARY, funny, and despite the length of over five hundred pages, i'm already past page 116! here's a link to the website: www.septimusheap.co.uk another link?duh! and today we had to take poor old bun bun the guinea pig to the vets, and soon we might have to put the little guinea pig down, but do not give up hope! mohawk certainly hasn't....
>
and neither has gizmo...

and neither has stripe!

and mohawk is still working on the art of drawing himself, and i think he has got pretty good at it!
mmmmm.he has, hasn't he? here is some pics of things that mohawk and me do.....

i keep uploading that one image! here's a few videos.... and another.....one more...

another post today, with many many pics.

2008-11-27T17:41:00.019Z

hi reader(s) , had to play with jakob, so stopped that post a little bit short. but the post/quest will continue! you see, his blog is good too, if you click on jakob you will see all. anyways, the blog is well and good. want a link? no way! i just gave you one, and remember, this ISN'T a comparison website! (also remember that ocado beats asda) and, this blog is priceless, because you could never sell it, you can not change your password. you can? oh.

mohawk figure in a catalogue

see, i want that little mohawk figure for christmas, you know!

gizmo in catalogue

hee hee! he is actually a goodish buy! i want that!

anyway, here's a pic of mohawk on the sofa......

awwwww! cute! anyway, here is me trying to have a picture of me and him....

but i keep trying.....

almost...

there he is!but not me.

success!

here is some other pics i had hanging around.......

hee hee! here's another by the way.....

stripe having some fun in a box......

mohawk really is famous....

here he is, the full amount of mohawk, just how we like it....

ha ha! he like open mouth! anyway.......

and, i leave you with this last pic..... and some more writing!

that is SO WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS! (well, who the hell wouldn't? i rest my case.)he is so very very very very very very very very very very very very cute and cool! he is the best mogwai that was and will be. i rest my case again, this suitcase is starting to get really heavy!so, i fear and know, that i must leave now..... bye!

hello, another gremlins story too.

2008-11-27T14:24:00.002Z

hi! as made pretty obvious in the title, there is a gremlins story. gremlins 4!

Gremlins four - gremlins return

It was ten a.m. in costa rica, and the city was waking up. A ship was going by, selling, things from the east. The wave to starboard was an old ship, and this was destined to be it’s last sail. The captain had not decided it, but he could not afford to pay for the fuel, so the council had orders to destroy it. Crush it. Burn it. Incinerate it. But the captain had other ideas, as they would soon find out. The captain was looking out on the sea, and watching about for seals, when a shape moved under the waves. “ who’s there? Cabin boy? I told you that it was dangerous swimming out!” the captain said. And then looked out, and there was nothing to be seen. Then he heard a noise. “craak!” he saw a wet looking gremlin, with a fish tail. “aaaaaaaaaagh!” he screamed. A week later, the news had spread about the captain . every person in America knew the story, but nobody knew how he died. A small group of people, though, didn’t know how right they were. “hey, clive,” a man said. “why are you in that group? You know that gremlins don’t exist.” “ they do,” clive said. “they exist. You know that case on the cop show? The one about the mogwai? That involved gremlins.” Clive said. “and that thing all over the news? About the sea creature? That was a mutant gremlin.” Dave was the one annoying clive. Dave believed that what he believed was right, always had to be right, and what he didn’t, always had to be wrong, so dave said: “have fun at your little group, brother,” to Clive, and clive walked off. As dave walked home, he muttered, “huh. Gremlins.” He pushed his front door. It creaked open, to reveal a spilt bowl. He looked around, and noticed more. Spilt cups, smashed pottery, and mess. He looked out the window, And saw a shape whizz past. The next morning, a parcel arrived at his door. He opened it, and a mogwai fell out. His father was one of the police, and dave needed to look after the police pet. He didn’t know how stupid he had been. As he was playing with it, he said:“this is amazing, it is seemingly very clever.” He went to bed that night at about 2 am, after brushing his teeth. He heard a noise, like a pleading. So he pulled open his fridge, and gave the mogwai a fish finger from the supermarket. He jumped into bed,

and so to sleep. Little did he know that a green hand was pulling open the window....... The next morning, then the man woke up. “hey.....where are you?” he said. A green hand tapped him on the shoulder. “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!” the man screamed. “ok, i am n nn n not going to h h hurt you....”he trembled. “raagh!” the gremlin screamed, as sunlight poured in. It ran outside, and the man looked out..... it tripped on a root, and fell into the pool.END OF STORY and, you see, it is best when you put up cliff hangers. but the story will probably not make that much sense

if you haven't read my other story, gremlins three- the third batch( copyright leo rogers 2008) so the u choob blog that i do has looked up though... 112 posts i tell you! see if you want, there is a link, you know! : wwwuchoob.blogspot.com see, if you click on the link then all will be revealed. you want another link? ok, i'll release the curse. www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc and www.bbc.co.uk/merlin and jad-wwwbloggercomspiderpig.blogspot.com/ now should i put the curse of the link back in the jar? you really want more links? (sigh) ok, then, here is one more. wwwmagiccentral.blogspot.com another? what do you think this is, a comparison website? (sainsburys beats asda and tesco bigtime!) ok, but this must be the last link! www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer another? but you said specifically that that would be the last link! good. it will be. mohawk has a cute little catchphrase he made up: mohawk mogwai! aw, cute! want a video? okay! how cool is that!

hi blog readers

2008-11-26T13:04:00.002Z

hello!great that mohawk is well-he thought he had cought a cold, but we soon discovered that he was only allergic to some hardback books. anyhow, he is very happy that someone is reading this thing!-i thought no one ever would!-so, that perked him up a bit, and he now really wants to know how to do stuff like phone, because i have this working phone with no sim card that on which i can type in numbers that do not actually call, but i can actually type in a phone! that's a first for me! plus my follower's blog seems to be getting better with each post! i also have confirmed that my next blog will be...... shared! me and my follower jad are going to both put into it! how cool! anyway, he is also joining u choob as well, which is pretty good. that is why soon we are probably going to get bionicle videos, and a whole lot of spore on u choob soon!

Mohawk is really happy we have a follower-he has always wanted one, but the thing is, he only just found out what a follower is! but, also, we must go. but i leave you with a video. i never knew that existed! cool.

hi, and hello, and then possibly a bye.

2008-11-26T08:44:00.003Z

hi! i'd better post a link to Jad's blog, because he is following it. anyway, i will, as well as a bit of thoughts about the kreative kids klub friend and connection to nature....and a load of fun! here is the link: jad-wwwbloggercomspiderpig.blogspot.com/

hello!

2008-11-25T20:05:00.003Z

hi. mohawk was in one of my bad dreams last night, he fell in a pond. in the dream he did, anyway. oh and, thanks to my follower, and keep reading this, it may be useful if you are stuck in the amazon. and anyone reading this blog or ever did read this blog, be a follower! and comment too, it always helps to comment.......or does it? doo, da doo dee da! (whatever.) mohawk is currently..... happy! today i thought i had lost him, but he was in my other pocket. but, he did get a good staff! (a twig to a human is a staff to a mogwai, and a staff to a human is a skyscraper to a mogwai.) he really likes his staff, he uses it as a duster, a broomstick, (he leaps around cackling )a staff, and, also a piece of camouflage! so, real advice if you have a mogwai or gremlin-give it a twig!

having to take gremlins 2 back to the library

2008-11-23T09:48:00.003Z

well, i suppose that i have to take the dvd back to the library....ah well. at least i saw the movie. and mohawk has seen enough, because he is already waiting untill gremlins three will be in at the cinema. anyway, at least it was good. mohawk has a cute little bed now, made in a cardboard box with fabric. but i can reserve it again anyway.........WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!i can... that is really clever!thanks mohawk. have you noticed that soon it will be christmas? i have! (but if you don't celebrate christmas, or hate christmas, then you probaby shouldn't read the rest of this post.)well, mohawk is happy at xmas, i am happy at xmas, it is even mohawk's first christmas!he wants a plate and food, so he can have breakfast in bed. and lunch in bed. and tea in bed. but i will still blog(sorry mohawk, WE will still blog) at christmas.

art machine

2008-11-22T09:41:00.002Z

yesterday then we went to hersmoncuex sience centre, and there was this virtual paint balling thing called the art machine, where virtual paint balls hit a fabric screen, and do you see that i made this one a L? so i have put it on my blog, and, did i mention that mohawk helped? (i wish i made an m too!) anyway, you could email yourself or someone else the pictures you had made if you had saved them, and i sent myself this one!

gremlins 2 in at the library

2008-11-17T18:41:00.002Z

hi. seen gremlins 2 because i got it out the library, which is cool, because there is mohawk who is sort of a movie star! annoying nobody excepts mogwai in stardom, but, he is happy here. nice that he is getting to know the other gremlins, my fimo ones, because he should have friends, that seems very nice. mohawk is happy, because he is famous on the internet. wwwlocked.blogspot.com is my spy blog, which you really should look at. and, there is an exclusive preview of my next blog................................................................................................................on locked! not. the next blog is................................................................................................................. on locked. yeah, right! the next blog really is.................................................................................................................on u choob. not! it actually is.............................................................................................................................on magic.not!it REALLY REALLY IS............................................................................................................. exclusive, so, i will wait till some other time to reveal the name and a link. B.Y.E. ps here is a video.

bye, really.

poll lower on page

2008-11-15T17:36:00.001Z

hello my faithful readers. look at the poll, and vote for the gremlin who is the best. may the best gremlin win!(hopefully mohawk)

ok, here is the video

2008-11-13T14:06:00.000Z

vets!(doh!)

2008-11-13T13:46:00.001Z

we are gonna go to the vets later today, because our guinea pig(named bunny,confusingly!)has bottom troubles. i hope he is ok, because his guinea pig father(named hankie, or, his nickname,hank)died a few years ago. yes, sad, but we need bunny to live!now!also, go to www.ologyworld.com for fun. go on wizard familiar trainer, and check it out. my familiar is called quizzel, and is a snake. also keep looking at wwwuchoob.blogspot.com for songs, clips, music videos, and.......find out for yourself, it is a link, you know!anyway, i hope bunny is ok, since we all love him so much. even mohawk does!and i see you are wondering how mohawk is? fine!couldn't be better!(unless he was in a sort of mogwai heaven. ) also there's www.clubpenguin.com if you want links.

mohawk is hoping that more people look at my (our, yes i know)profile.

keep blogging yourself, so, i leave you with a video.MOHAWK'S BIRTH-BEST EVER EVER EVER VIDEO see? i told you it was cool! ok then, bye.

lone wolf

2008-11-12T20:55:00.000Z

at squeezebox (our music thing)then we are playing this song.

here it is.

ok, bye. oh, and p.s. , i am not gonna stop blogging about gremlins (tm)ever. not on this blog, at least. and keep looking here soon, bye! no, really. bye.

hi, hello, then bye.

2008-11-12T09:19:00.000Z

hi! this may be a short post, but i could possibly say that MOHAWK is happy about the blog . and, he wants you all not to turn to the worshipping of GIZMO. so all mogwai should worship the great gremlin/mogwai MOHAWK. here is a video of how gremlins was made. true story!

2008-11-11T17:46:00.000Z

well, in this video, the boy in the striped top with the brown hair... i know him! his name is murray. it is so cool!

ok, bye.

2008-11-11T11:45:00.000Z

hello readers! me here, and i would like you all to click on that link. it is the better version of you tube. u choob, though, is a blog, so you can comment, and you can do stuff.

and more importantly, it is by me, yours truly. mohawk is happy, as usual, but he wants more and more people to come. come on! read the blog! do! anyway, i hope that our readers are happy with the blog, since at least a few ( should be more) people have commented. but what can you do, the world never will read the good blogs. never the good blogs.

anyway, most people go on you tube, but more people should go on u choob, since i have gone through the trouble of writing a whole blog, with OVER 40 POSTS! so, search blog for your favourite songs, clips, and remixes, and see them here! (there) so do the world a favour-read the blog!

and that is why the world goes around, because people read my blog.
here is gremlins on piano, and since i play the piano, (sort of) then i like it!

bye for now. see you!

hello, go to u choob too

2008-11-10T16:02:00.000Z

hi! i have my own version of you tube now, and you should look on it. click on the adress here: wwwuchoob.blogspot.com , and you can listen to all your favourite songs, clips, and more. but do not abandone mohawk world. oh no. keep reading it! never stop. because i will cover topics about my life, and maybe yours. here is another gremlins 2 clip, from me. and now you can click on the link.
bye!

hello, bye.

2008-11-10T09:18:00.000Z

and, hello. this is today's post, and, i am still blogging about mohawk now. this is marked out, ten days, and 21 posts. if you want to look at tv, but on the internet, go to www.bbc.co.uk/bbciplayerto get more tv if you have missed any. and keep reading this blog, because i am not gonna go anywhere. mohawk is still happy, and, until tommorow, i leave you with a link to the sarah jane adventures website. www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/sja

gremlins 2 music video

2008-11-09T10:39:00.001Z

hi! hello!

2008-11-09T10:16:00.000Z

hello all readers! mohawk has a cool little sock monster friend called red now! and read the story in my last post, it is great! and there was a really cool fireworks display that i went to yesterday, and it was so funny! because someone gave us some incense, and we all thought it was sparklers, and we ended up holding incense that was actually on fire! hilarious. and the fireworks were great and small, but the small ones were still great. we used sparklers to weld the manhole cover , and it was fun ! i have also been on the merlin website a bit. the website can be found by clicking on the website address. here it is. www.bbc.co.uk/merlin see, it is good! look on www.clubpenguin.com, and make a penguin. now you have seen a cool is video.

here is the brain gremlin singing

gremlins three-the third batch

2008-11-08T11:56:00.000Z

here is the story i have been occupied by recently. i wrote it!

Gremlins three it was a cold evening in Chinatown, and a man had a large box he was trying to sell, when a man in a suit came and said: “ ok, ten bucks at the least you say.... i’ll take it for five..” . “ no, ten. It is a rare creature. Comes from very far.” The Chinese man said. “ ok, nine dollars for two ones. I will even put in... Mohawk.” “ i will buy those mogwai things, then.” The suited man took the boxes onto a plane, and started talking to someone in a seat near him. While he was talking, one of the boxes started to rustle.as he talked, One fell over, and a small furry animal crawled out.with a Mohawk. It went over toward a door, and crawled inside. The mogwai started to chew a thick cable. Then a few minutes later, the man noticed, but not that one had escaped, but that it was time to get off the plane, so He grabbed the remaining two boxes, not knowing that one was empty. He crossed uert street and cut across to a tall steel bunker, and walked through the revolving door . he saw a room, so he walked into the small dark room, where a man was sitting. “ ok, got the creatures. What do i do with them, do i bath them? Feed them?” said the man. The man asking was named piere andison . “ run it under a tap to give it a nice wash. Then put it in the bed.” The man not called piere Andison said. Meanwhile, Mohawk was still chewing on the thick – but not so thick- cable, when the cable snapped. The mogwai crawled out the plane, and saw a car with the door partially open. It crawled in, when a short , stout man in a dinner suit got in, and started to drive. tHe man accidently spilt a cup of water.... and it flowed down the map, and a small trickle of water went on Mohawk’s head. Balls of fur shot out of him, and slowly grew into mogwai. The man parked the car in a car park, and walked into a pub, to complete his plan. His plan was to gamble out the money he had made, and to drink used drinks to save him some cash. Little did he know, roughly twenty mogwai were in his car. Then a small browny reddish mogwai ate one of his sandwiches the man had left in the car.. in the pub, the man looked at the brass grandfather clock that the pub was famous for. It was twelve thirty pm, and the gremlin started to form a green cocoon. In the bunker, as they ran the mogwai under a tap, more popped out. Fifty odd mogwai from the first, and fifteen from the other one. They started to walk out of the door, and crawled around the buiding. The car was full of mogwai, and the cocoon started to hatch..... it was reddish on some parts, and green on the rest . it ran out, and hid in the dark bush. In the bunker, the man was shouting. “ don’t let them get away!” people were rushing about, then piere said: “ say, where did Mohawk get to?” while Mohawk was somehow driving the car out the car park . the car slipped down a motorway, and Mohawk slipped into the next car. He crawled into a handbag. At the bunker, the mogwai went into the chemistry section. They started to glug down small test tubes. One started to shine, and it’s fur started to harden. One looked at a small bottle. It was labelled HUMAN DNA, DO NOT TOUCH , and it drunk it.the mogwai screamed, and clutched it’s head, and it’s fur on the top of his head turned brown. Some of the fur fell out, and it walked around. One saw a bottle of fish dna. It pushed it into the bucket, labelled: swimming pool water. A man carried the bucket away and poured it into a pool. one mogwai glugged down a bottle of scorpion dna, then it grabbed a sandwich, ate it, and started to cocoon. Another drunk a bottle, labelled: embryo blood tests from alligator. The cocoon snapped open, to reveal a gremlin body, topped on a huge scorpion body. It had a tuft of fur on it’s shoulder, and a long, curled, stinging tail. It scuttled out of the door, and then it was noticed that ten others were cocooning, and then they noticed. A green, tall gremlin with brown fur on the top of it’s head was standing, and drinking many different bttles and test tubes of substances. That all changed, when it noticed the liquid nitrogen. It glugged it down and kept drinking things. Meanwhile, in the handbag, Mohawk noticed a small box , with cake in. He ate it. Soon the car was full of green gremlins. The red one seemed to be the leader. And so with the chemistry section of the bunker, too . then they were chased into the pool. Suddenly, it bubbled. Half of them were fish, and the other half were multiplying into an army of angry gremlins. They arose from the water, and ran around the building. Then a man was walking by, when he saw a huge stinging tail whack his head, and then blackness. Bird gremlins were flying out of the open windows, and there were gremlins every where. Nearby, a girl opened her handbag to get her phone. “ Eeeew! What is that? Get it out!” she said, and a cocoon started to crack. A scaly green and yellow gremlin with a furry Mohawk, running down the gremlin’s spine. It ran out, and screamed: “ bright light! No!” it ran away into the door of the bunker. It noticed a bottle. It was labelled: bat dna do not drink. He glugged it down. Wings suddenly sprouted, and he flapped up high. And since the water in the sprinklers was somehow full of sun block. Mohawk flew up, and into the roof of the bunker. Then he saw a proper real bat. Meanwhile, the van full of gremlins was crashing. “ reer! Raer!” one screeched, as it fell into a river. They started to soak. Then they arose from the water, as a few thousand gremlins. Then one of the last of the mogwai was in the plane, because when Mohawk chewed the cable, he got a little bit wet, on the damp floor. Anyway, it pulled a couple of switches, and he saw a trickle of water flow.. then it got bigger, and suddenly a huge mass of water was chasing the mogwai. The mogwai fell out of a hatch, and landed on a roof. But then , the water fell down to the ground. The water flowed down towards.. the bunker. Then it started to rain. Then it started to pour. Soon about six mogwai were sitting on a roof. A gremlin that was completely unchanged so far looked.. and saw a cup, of dragonfly dna. It drunk the foamy liquid, and leathery wings sprouted from his back. It flew at a vunerable chemist.. and bit him. But there was a bottle the man was carrying, which fell down to the floor. It was only water, but it trickled down into a ventilation shaft, where a few gremlins were playing poker. They started to multiply. Meanwhile, the mogwai on the roof were jumping off a roof. They fell, and smashed through the window, of the bunker. They landed, in a pile, while they did not know that Mohawk was dropping jugs and jars of dna, human, scorpion, dragonfly, and then a bottle of gremlin dna. He then saw another bottle. “ yum, yum!” he said. He drunk the liquid, which he spat out. It fell onto the gremlins below, and they broke out in bubbles. The bottle was full of a disease sample. Then the gremlins in the ventelation shaft multiplied so much, a wire snapped. “ bright lite....” one said, and it electrocuted all of them. Then it spread out, and electrocuted the diseased ones. The men still alive in there, were all shouting and running out. The mogwai and Mohawk were the only ones in the bunker... Mohawk flapped away, and then a man peeped out. He grabbed the mogwai , ran, and set his sat nav to Chinatown. Then the gremlins started to walk out of the water. They walked away , toward the house of piere.“Knock knock” piere heared. So he answered it. “ sapprise!” a gremlin shouted, and he ran into the house. He saw the early morning sun, and had an idea. He grabbed a mirror, and reflected the sunlight onto the gremlins. Soon there was a very big puddle of liquid to sweep up. But then, he saw a shadow on the wall. He turned round and saw, Mohawk, with his wings hidden. Mohawk charged, and opened his wings, so the man was pushed into the puddle. The next day, some lightning struck. It hit the puddle, and a gremlin shot out. It jumped out, but the sun shon on it. “Aaaaagh!” it screamed, as it fell down, and melted. But in a nearby tree, Mohawk was waiting. He flew out, and set course for Chinatown . he saw the man, with more boxes full of mogwai. He grabbed two mogwai, and flapped up. He dropped the mogwai in a chimney. FIVE YEARS LATER it was Christmas, and a man was trying to unblock his chimney. “ damned chimney! Will you open?” he snapped. Then a mogwai fell out. And another. He started to clean them and said to his wife: “ what are these things?” “ baby foxes, or something?” he put one in a bath. It started to multiply. “ do you want some food, baby foxes?” he said. It was 2 am. They got out of bed the next morning, to see that they had cocooned into green pods. “ what happened? Do they not like being left alone, or something?” then one started to crack open. A brown and yellow gremlin popped out. It scampered over to the tv, and snapped a wire. It said, “ feesh! Rahahahahah!” when the tv broke. It pulled out the plug , and put in another. The bulb in the lamp shattered. Another pod popped open, to reveal a small gremlin, mostly yellow. It dived into a bowl of food, and ate. Another one popped open, except this one was huge. It was also very gooey, and the man ran upstairs. A scaly hand grabbed him. A gremlin dragged him to the tv. It connected a wire to his head, and snapped it. “ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!” he screamed, as it electrocuted him. A police van drove past. A gremlin jumped onto the roof, and broke the siren. In the house, the woman woke up. “ is that you? Could you quiet down a crack?” she said. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!” she screamed, as a gremlin came in. It knocked over some books, and laughed. “ hahahahahahahahahahahahah!” a mogwai crawled into a ventilation shaft. It noticed that the ventilation shaft was a pipe, as it saw a river in there splash towards him. He crawled as fast as he could, to escape the icy water. It jumped out, into the basement. He grabbed some rope, and threw it into the pipe. He crawled in, and slipped down the pipe. He was on a rope now, and was safe from the water. But was he safe from the gremlins? A green scaly hand pulled on the rope... and snapped it. The mogwai fell down, and slid past the water, so as not to get very wet. He fell out of it, and landed in an office. That was it. The woman worked from home. The mogwai crawled over, and fell into a hatch. He fell out the hatch, and laned in a pile of snow. He saw a green shape in the snow, and then more popped up. They were gremlins. One grabbed him, and they all ran. “ hahahahahahah peesha!” they screeched. They pushed the mogwai into a post box, and locked it. Then one ran, and grabbed a pump. They pumped water through a small gap that some post boxes have, and it started to rise. The mogwai was clinging onto the hook on the inside of the lid, and it rose up. “ weeh! Aa!” it squeaked, as the water got closer and closer to his toes. Then the mogwai pushed and pushed, and the lid popped open. He crawled out, and hid inside a snowman. He glanced out, and noticed some gremlins walking past. “ hahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha!” they were laughing. Then one stared at the snowman.. “no, it can’t be.” It thought. The mogwai crawled out towards a go cart, and the go cart started to roll. “ eeegh.. eagh...” the mogwai whispered. The go cart rolled faster and faster. “ weeeeeegh!” the mogwai squeaked, as the go cart rolled at it’s fastest. Then he saw some gremlins in a cart behind him. He jumped out, as the cart hit a big rock. The gremlins got closer... then he fell into a basket, which slid down.. onto thin ice. The gremlins did not see the sign, and followed the mogwai on. A crack appeared at the side... then the crack cracked up towards the ice sculpture of the mayor... the crack went through the sculpture, and then the two huge slates of ice- one with the gremlins on, the other with the mogwai on- slid apart. One had one side of the mayor, the other had his other side. Then a crack appeared on the mogwai side. It cracked all over the block, and the mogwai started to slip..

The gremlins were watching, as a police car pulled up beside it. “ the whole town has broken down because of this, officer !” one said. So he jumped on, and scooped up the mogwai. Because of the dark, no one could see the gremlins, so a policeman shon a torch onto the other side. The gremlins started to melt, but they had all forgotten one thing. MOHAWK. Mohawk was at that time, making his way to the lake, to create a fourth batch..... when he saw that the lake was frozen over, with thick ice.

But there was one chance for the gremlins to win this time, as Mohawk saw the pond that had temporarily been placed nearby while the lake was frozen. Because the lake was a boating lake, and the town Mohawk was in was for the boating lake champion ship winner ,( seven years running) steve mc hell. And it was time for the practice, because the champion ships were nearing happening. And steve mc hell was pushing his new master piece across the lake, since his last one was destroyed, by a rogue contestant. So the long boat was sailing along peace fully, when Mohawk flapped closer.

But what not many of his fans knew, was that he was a scientist in his spare time. And he had recently perfected a formula which makes objects and creatures freeze as they come into contact with them. He saw Mohawk coming, and chucked up some bottles. They smashed because of the extra cold winds, and it froze Mohawk solid. But the formula did not kill what ever came into contact with it, only froze. So Mohawk was actually only pause in mid dive into the lake. “there. Another solution to a common problem.” Steve said. “ but a shame that was my last batch, and that i forgot to note down the recipe. Silly me.” He drove home, cradling the ice sculpture in his arms. “ another solution.”

And so ended a long day, but not forgetting the small good mogwai at the police station.... “ i wonder where it came from, since it looks like it came from some other country.” The seargent said. “i also wonder what it is. And did you see those green creatures?” then another officer interrupted. “crocodiles?” he said. “ what sort of crocodile rides a go cart and battles a small furry thing? Anyway, crocodiles don’t live in this region.” Another officer said.

So ends the time used up by a small but strong army, a green bat, and a mogwai. It didn’t take too long to clear up the bunker, and to re stock the scientist/boater’s supply of chemicals. Even the ice sculpture was fixed, and over time, eventually, forgotten. but that gave steve mc hell an interest in science more than he had before. And he took blood samples from Mohawk, put in small amounts of mogwai dna he had bought on the internet, and had a complete remedy to create gremlins. He looked at it, and thought: “ what if i used it for my benefit?” . but old man steve mc hell was never a kind of person to get drunk on power. He was usually the opposite of that.

So started a new man, a new police case, and ended the fourth batch of gremlins ever,

THE END

hi, readers!

2008-11-07T19:50:00.000Z

hello to all existent readers! me here, and i would like to say that on the blog, i want no rude people commenting, no spam comments, and no cheesy soap. today we are next going to play scrabble, after we have blogged. on the blog, check my first post if you haven't seen that yet, because that is cool. MOHAWK rules MOREthan GORDON brown! hello all readers! i am writing in white, so this is a secret message! hello all readers. i may leave soon.. yeah, i will. but take the chance of watching all of my videos, and you may see some SCARY sights, but who cares about that. ok, bye.

gremlins - mogwai

2008-11-06T17:39:00.000Z

sorry i forgot to blog yesterday. quite busy. anyway, i made some fimo gremlins ( i am not selling them, that would be illegal) which are cool. i made the brain gremlin, stripe, and the bat gremlin. the bat gremlin is in that clip of gremlins 2. here is something that i found on youtube.

mohawk

2008-11-04T21:20:00.000Z

well, america calls moheekans are called mohawks in america, but mohawk is mohawk, even though he is english. and i hope barack obama wins the election, and so does mohawk. i got a gremlins video today. it has no certificate, so it's a collectors item. for some reason, gremlins is a 15, but it isn't scary, or even rude.

mohawk says hello

2008-11-04T10:12:00.000Z

hi! mohawk says hello from the sofa, and would like it if someone would start to follow his blog, since we have worked so hard on it. and he also would like more people to watch the video ' walk' because he is in it. he would like it if people could comment too, since there are other gremlins fans in the world. and he is hoping there will be a gremlins 3 to help him think about what he puts on the blog. and he also wants people to see the first post, since it was the longest post. and all people should remember that this is also his blog .

GREMLINS 2 TRAILER

2008-11-03T10:23:00.001Z

2008-11-03T10:09:00.000Z

hello! if you want more gremlins stuff then you can search you tube and find more. and tune into my blog every day, bye for now. MOHAWK RULES! BYE.

gremlins 2

2008-11-03T10:00:00.000Z

and that is what i call cool.

2008-11-02T18:59:00.000Z

hello all readers! if you are wondering why my posts are getting shorter, well, who cares. but i have got more videos. and mohawk is fine now, because the glue worked. bye.

hello from mohawk

2008-11-02T15:55:00.000Z

mohawk says hi! he hopes he is in more videos on this blog. and we have successfully glued his leg ( and now his hand ) back in. he would like you to have a message. he says that more people should read my blog, and more people should follow it. here is a video containing his old friend, stripe.

2008-11-02T13:01:00.000Z

this has mohawk in it! ( he falls out of the bin) see if you can spot him. ok, watch now...

gremlins can sing!

2008-11-02T12:50:00.000Z

here is gizmo singing:

gremlins music video

2008-11-02T12:03:00.000Z

hello! got a gremlins music video from you tube. here it is!

the gremlin care guide

2008-11-02T11:26:00.000Z

hi to all of my readers out there. if you have come from doctor who central, then good on you. well, when you see a rabbit, you think oh, cute . with mohawk the same, but, some people -e.g. my sister.. - think he looks evil! how? he is cute! mohawk rules! well, here are the gremlin rules: do not let them get wet . keep away from bright lights, and the most important one of all... never, ever feed them after midnight. well, apprentice gremlin keepers. now you know. and if something breaks by itself...... check for gremlins. because they could be there. and one small note to tell you.....mohawk's leg is coming off! he is very ill! nooooooooooooooooo! and, check my other posts for fun stuff, info, and more.

hello people!

2008-11-02T10:22:00.000Z

have you ever wondered why rainbows are made? i know. and about the day of the dead...... here is a video of it!

a gremlin in spore

2008-11-02T10:04:00.000Z

mohawk video!

2008-11-01T16:54:00.000Z

this is a video that starts with mohawk in it!

my new blog!

2008-11-01T14:50:00.000Z

hello! if you want to know about my life before this blog, you can go to my other blog. www.doctorwhocentral.blogspot.com has posts from yesterday, to years back! so, also i need to...... PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH NO RETURNS! so? why are you still reading? this post is supposed to finish! and no, my posts are going to get longer! does anyone know that in mexico then it is the day of the dead! on you tube then we searched for the day of the dead and saw a video of people doing it! there were loads of skeletons to symbolize death, and dancing! the day of the dead is such a cool idea, though! i mean, celebrating death might seem kinda sad, but people even dress up as skeletons ! and halloween was yesterday, and that means i have loads of sweets! trick or treating is really fun! and my little gremlin mohawk came in the post yesterday! he is so cute. did you know that this was my longest post ever? it is very long. well, not very. it is sort of short. but i have almost filled the little box thingy that you type in! well, soon i should go. but maybe i shouldn't! i mean, i don't really have anything else that i am supposed to do. well, i could make up a bed for my cousin coming on a sleepover, but he will come a bit later. so, if youlike this blog , read it daily. it is a really cool blog, you have to admit. mohawk world is a very good name. not that i am arrogant about my blog, because it isn't the best blog ever. not THE best ever. not that good. because eventually i will become bored with this blog, and make a third. but i hope that does not happen, because it rules! oh yeah! ok, leo, you're getting a little bit cheesey now. soon i may stop....... soon. anyway, if you like blogs, go to some others. find them yourself! like i really know that much blogs. a few. ok, a few more than a few, but i am not going to tell you in case you read those blogs, you will stop reading this one. i love my blog! i love mohawk, that is why i called it mohawk world. mohawk rules! have you seen gremlins? or gremlins 2 the new batch? i think they are really great. so, so long, blog readers.